Jedi Master
When you and a friend get boners and equip yourselves with glow in the dark condoms, and light saber battle to the death.
Jedi Master by WackyZachy November 5, 2010
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jedi master lupe
Kid 1: Hey I got my neopet gelert up to level 4 yesterday!
Kid 2: Oh really? My neopet's a jedi master lupe!
Kid 2: Oh really? My neopet's a jedi master lupe!
jedi master lupe by mmmloops October 12, 2009
jedi master qui gon jinn
A cunning jedi master from the late years of the jedi republic, taught the legendary obi wan kenobi into knighthood and was one of the first to become a force ghost. he was known for his abilities in the force rather than his lightsaber combat, he was wise and knowledgable and is the greatest fucking thing to exist, wise as fuck, he talks smack and he's played by liam neeson so what the fuck, he's the greatest jedi in the franchise and is fucking amazing
idiot: "wow jedi master qui gon jinn is ass, he sucks."
anyone with an IQ over 2: "no he isn't idiot boomer."
anyone with an IQ over 2: "no he isn't idiot boomer."
jedi master qui gon jinn by deangelo_mcbooty August 10, 2019
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jedi_master_pl0_k00n by Stor kuk brynäs fan April 24, 2022
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dark_jedi_master by Daynk Mohda July 23, 2003
jedi chopstick master
lemme have chicken and broc...whoop (asian ate the broccoli faster than a speeding bullet with his chopsticks)
woah he's like a jedi chopstick master...which was coined by andrew
woah he's like a jedi chopstick master...which was coined by andrew
jedi chopstick master by darejar March 9, 2008
meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master
Anyone who has ever refered to themself as a Jedi, dressed up like a Star Wars charater, or can't go more then two seconds without mentioning anything from the Star Wars universe. These lowly creatures can often be found in their parents house watching any or all of the Star Wars movies for the fiftith fucking time this month. Often they can be found in possesion of copeous amounts of memoribilia, especially one of those goddamn plastic light sabers.
My friend at work is cool, but all he ever talks about is Star Wars. What a meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master.
meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master by angryboy July 24, 2006
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