Jeche 

A big Guido, also slang for a "player" Tends to date multiple people at once. Is overly obsessed with sports

Man: Hey lady wanna go out/

Lady: okay.

Next day:

Man: Hey other lady wanna go out?

Other Lady: sure.

Next day:

Man: come here at 1:00 lady.

Man: Come here at 1:00 other lady.

At 1:00

Ladies: YOU PLAYER! I HATE YOU! WHAT A JECHE

Jeche by Iroshimaru August 11, 2009

Jecen 

A Jecen is a boy who seems to have come straight out of your dreams. He’s a caring and giving person with a big heart and he makes you feel comfortable whenever he’s around. He has a calming disposition and he’s a great listener who genuinely cares about your opinions. He won’t judge you and he knows just what to say when you’re troubled or having doubts. A Jecen will be there for you anytime of the day or night.

A Jecen makes an excellent boyfriend and if a girl is lucky enough to get one, she should try to hang on to him. He’s not as concerned with how a girl looks as he is with her personality and how she makes him feel. A Jecen is loyal and devoted to his partner. He’s very forgiving and he doesn’t hold a grudge, even when he’s been treated poorly. He’s sweet and caring, smart and funny, kind and thoughtful and generally fun to be around.

“I’m so jealous of my sister, her boyfriend is a total Jecen.”

“Bruh, you’ll need to up your Jecen-game if you ever want a girl like that.”

Jecen by Illuminonymous September 1, 2019

Juche necromancy 

The ability of North Korean people to come back to life after reportedly been executed or died due to illness. Named after the DPRK state ideology, Juche, which is translated to "self-reliance".

Person 1: BBC reports that Kim Jong-un has disappeared from the state media and is probably dead.
Person 2: Just give it a few weeks. The power of Juche necromancy will resurrect him.

Juche necromancy by portfar September 20, 2021

Con-jected 

When a total stranger sits next you to you on the bus, and then they just talk about there life story and what happened to them other day and you just totally don't give a shit and you nod and say yes to everything they say. But you don't want to Tell them you don't care to there face so you just look like your paying attention. So your convocation blocking them hence con-jected

Ah right the other day joe this bitch sat next next to me on the bus and I complety con-jected Her.

Con-jected by Bigfodrob November 21, 2014

Carly Rae-Jected

To find out that the person you like is gay, as seen in the music video for Carly Rae Jepson's song "Call Me Maybe".

Girl 1: Well, I was gonna ask Tom out, but it turns out he's gay.
Girl 2: Ouch. Carly Rae-Jected.

Carly Rae-Jected by seinakyou July 23, 2012

jochelle 

Crazy, highly energetic, and normally a good friend.

Person A: Man who is that crazy girl?

Person B: Oh, that’s Jochelle!

jochelle by RagingFireType April 12, 2021

Jeuche 

1. A Jewish Douche that commonly wears hats. Sometimes, but not always, is also addicted to stupid video games.

2. Used to reference people that are acting especially stupid, useless, or are idiotic.

1. "Wow, that Andy over there is playing a video game, wearing a hat and has a Jew nose! He's such a Jeuche."

2. "Is Andy really wearing clothes that make him look like white trash? He is so stupid. What a Jeuche."

Jeuche by ladygagaandgleeeee May 25, 2010