jean-creamer

A sexual person, scene, situation, or movie that makes you cream your jeans.
That porno was really a jean-creamer.
by Dealin' Don February 25, 2009
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Jeans creamer

When a person is so attractive the very site of them makes you ejaculate instantly.
I just saw a celebrity in person. They were hotter in person than on TV , a total jeans creamer!
by Chadwick74 September 05, 2017
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