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The act of having raw sexual intercourse behind a shed

Norbit - hey did you hear about that guy who had sex behind a shed?
Nav - yeh! He’s totally a jdogger!
Norbit - classic Jdogging!

Jdogging by Carrot pofter May 1, 2022

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JDogging

When you still have a provisional license so you go dogging but your mum has to sit in the passenger seat while you dog your bird

Jamie went JDogging last weekend

JDogging by Loriel September 13, 2022

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JDogging

The act of dogging with a provisional driving license and a parent or guardian has to sit in the passenger seat

Last weekend I went JDogging

JDogging by Loriel September 16, 2022

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J-Jogging

Slang for masterbating and jogging at the same time. Definition comes from many gangs in the 561 area (FL).

A form of exercise.

Instead of Chris and Alex pumping the iron they decided to J-Jog around the block to show their manliness.

Ex: Don't mess with that man J-Jogging over there he's dangerous!

J-Jogging by ITzAMT February 21, 2014

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Jogging

Robbing white neighborhoods

Me and dequarius went jogging in uptown

Jogging by Do row May 7, 2020

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Wrist Jogging

The act of wanking, hand shandy, knocking one out, pulling ones self off,

Mother: wft are you doin under thoese bed sheets timmy?
Timmy: erm, playing tents.
Mother: no thats deffinately wrist jogging !!!!!

Wrist Jogging by Snarfy June 7, 2009

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jogging pants

basically sweat pants, but crazy olds and nutbags call them jogging pants

Charles are you wearing your jogging pants?
Jogging pants are THE COOLEST!!! Time to put on my jogging pants and go for a nice jog.

jogging pants by GBruce Dutton January 31, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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