Jazzorcism

When a person covers a song, but removes all the soul from it.

Did you watch the game last night? Yah! Fucking Fergie performed a jazzorcism on the National Anthem.

Jazzorcism by Jeff Devoe August 24, 2019

jazzercise 

A form of aerobic exercise based on jazz dance

It's so eighties up in here I feel like doing some jazzercise

jazzercise by kingoftheroad June 15, 2009

Jazzercise 

(v): Something even homosexuals will bitch slap a dude for doing. The ultimate in self emasculation.

Suburban Dad 1: Hey Jim! what did you get arrested for last night?

Suburban Dad 2: Oh nothing Tom, just kicked the shit outta my boy- Caught teying to Jazzercise in his room!

Suburban Dad1: Wow Jim, hope you gave it to him good, here, have a Coors.

Jazzercise by Not Jim, definitely not Jim June 16, 2009

jizzercism 

Expelling demons through the use of jizz.

Suzie seemed a little down today. She just went through a jizzercism.

jizzercism by jizzamo June 14, 2010

jazzercise 

slimnastics.

The students perform jazzercise every day.

jazzercise by uttam maharjan January 10, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020