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jazmon
she is the ultimate vision of beauty, femininity, and resilience. she has spunk and is always up for an adventure, ready for a good time. all she wants is to be seen and loved for who she is, even if she messes up. she’s experienced a lot growing up so all she wants is for someone to take care of her without her asking with a true selfless heart. a true companion and best friend. she’s mysterious and full of love for anyone who encounters her. her laugh is infectious too LOL. it takes a lot to get to know her but just be patient. she’s analytical and always analyzing something so beware ;)
yeah, Jazmon is always to herself but she always something good to say.
I know Jazmon always has my back.
I know Jazmon always has my back.
jazmon by the truthhhh;) September 15, 2021
Jazsmin
Jazsmin by Julia Sammi 576 February 21, 2017
jasmone
A Person Who Is Loving, Keeps It Real And Always Put Her Family First. She Has Eyes That Will Put You In A Daze And A Smile That Will Make You Fall In Love She's Very Quiet And Lovable. She's The True Meaning Of Lady In Streets And Freak In The Sheets!
Guy-Damn I Wish I Had Me A Jasmone She's Everything
Girls- I Need Me A Friend Like Jasmone On My Team
Girls- I Need Me A Friend Like Jasmone On My Team
jasmone by Caramel Babe!! December 22, 2016
Jazmon
A great outgoing loving person that will try to help someone in need even if they are in need them selves, they are gorgeous people not always on the outside but always on the inside. They have huge butts and nice boobs. Brown eyes blond hair. If you come across this person don't judge them by there cover, really get to know them and you will love them. They are really easy people to talk to and easy to laugh with, they will be your best friend at the end. :D
Jazmon by An amazing girl with a big but January 1, 2012
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.