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woah Jaszmon is such a bad bitch
Jaszmon by Snuggle Bear February 6, 2017
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the most amazing person you'll ever meet, she knows how to make people feel happy about themselves even if their life actually sucks. Jaszmon's are often perfect in everyway. but they will most likely deny that and claim that they aren't. no one can be like a Jaszmon because they are the most beautiful, funny, caring, loving, understanding people in the world.
They also Snapchat a lot.
Wow Jaszmon is Snapchatting again
I wish I had a Jaszmon as a friend
Jaszmon by Snuggle Bear February 6, 2017
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jayzmont 

that fuckin pill popper what a jayzmont
jayzmont by fuckinjayzmontfucc January 18, 2017
she is the ultimate vision of beauty, femininity, and resilience. she has spunk and is always up for an adventure, ready for a good time. all she wants is to be seen and loved for who she is, even if she messes up. she’s experienced a lot growing up so all she wants is for someone to take care of her without her asking with a true selfless heart. a true companion and best friend. she’s mysterious and full of love for anyone who encounters her. her laugh is infectious too LOL. it takes a lot to get to know her but just be patient. she’s analytical and always analyzing something so beware ;)
yeah, Jazmon is always to herself but she always something good to say.

I know Jazmon always has my back.
jazmon by the truthhhh;) September 15, 2021
A jaszmyn is a girl who is very beautiful and intelligent. She steals everyone’s man and gets what she wants. She is extremely kind and is ride or die for her best friends. If anyone talks shit about her she will clap back and maybe even throw hands.
Oh my gosh is that Jaszmyn? She’s a total baddie
Jaszmyn by jaszyyyy7 May 8, 2019

jaszmine 

the kindest soul you'll ever meet. they're really sweet and help you whenever you're in pain :)
A: Hey, do you remember the girl from our class? She helped me with some stuff I didn't understand much in the lesson and I really wanna be her friend.
B: Woah, she must be a Jaszmine.
jaszmine by froggyboy110 March 25, 2021
A Person Who Is Loving, Keeps It Real And Always Put Her Family First. She Has Eyes That Will Put You In A Daze And A Smile That Will Make You Fall In Love She's Very Quiet And Lovable. She's The True Meaning Of Lady In Streets And Freak In The Sheets!
Guy-Damn I Wish I Had Me A Jasmone She's Everything

Girls- I Need Me A Friend Like Jasmone On My Team
jasmone by Caramel Babe!! December 22, 2016
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