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You are a very sweet person. You can be so much clingy to the person you love the most but not in some other people. You have no patience sometimes but inside you, you are trying. You are the "Perfectly Imperfect" type of person, but people take it in the wrong way. You always leave things behind to avoid dramas, that's why people always see your imperfections/flaws. Full-support when it comes to family and friends, but having a hard time when it comes to their love of their lives.
"Jayphol? what a unique name! hahaha"
"come back to me!"

"ask him if he has a girlfriend?"

"SIMPP!!!!"
Jayphol by __toot__ June 7, 2021
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jayphoning 

Careless use of a mobile phone by a pedestrian on the street as he risks getting run over and injured.
jaywalking+phone
Jayphoning is risky, so don't use your mobile on the street.
jayphoning by Le rédacteur October 16, 2010
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a definition of a tool who thinks he can boss employees around and make them feel inferior. generally unpleasant. currently holds a PhD(ingleberry) in BS. typically smells. brags about how he's published 1,000,000,000 articles in the "Journal of Anal Oncology." Spits like a mule, wishes he could trade his daughter for a son. Poor locker room etiquette - i.e. hairdryer to the sack...so I've heard. Speaks of himself in the third person tense.
"Oh yeah, we did that already! I have the data. DATA DATA!!!!!"

jayhole.
Jayhole by big poop764654 July 31, 2009
a combination of the words 'jack ass' and 'ass hole.'
She always referred to her ex-boyfried as a jayhole.
jayhole by Richard Bridge March 12, 2004
To have an uncontrolled heave reaction while tasting a new or foreign food.
Dude the noodles are good but the fish sauce totally made me jayholl.
Jayholl by Fornak January 12, 2012

Jayphobic 

Jayphobia is being mean to a Jay. If you bully a Jay you are not a very good person.
“Man I’m so jayphobic”

“Shut up Jeffrey”
Jayphobic by dantheman3000 May 17, 2021
The act of defining a new word with a friend or group of people
My friend and I have been jaypolling while on a car ride together
jaypol by BigBuff1919 February 12, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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