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Jaylenis 

Bad Foreign ~ Very pretty girl with long dark hair and brown eyes. Petite with a phat booty and pussy and can pull off most looks. Her sense of fashion of style compliments her well and she is an AUTOMATIC NO PULLOUT, so always wrap up or get on birth control unless you want a baby. Has a great sense of humor and vibe is off the charts, can be a little fiesty at times, but all her traits pulls the best of them like Brendan . AKA “Property of Brendan .”
Nigger 1: “Who’s that girl over dere with the fat butt, she cute asf.”
Nigger 2: “Oh that’s Jaylenis, you might wanna chill, that nigga Brendan crazy.”
Jaylenis by House.Slave December 16, 2017

Jaylening 

The act of flaking on meeting a friend you met on xbox when they are closest to you
Me: Yeah, man. I just talked to him and he said he can't meet up even though I gave him clear warning that I was coming.

Friend: Wow, he seriously was jaylening you?
Jaylening by Rofl Gun September 5, 2012

Jaydenism 

prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone Named Jayden
Why won’t you tell me ? That’s just jaydenism

Jarlenis 

A girl who can test you right and give you what you desire! A beautiful, young , caring person. If she gets treated wrong you will be missing out! Also it is a unique name one of a kind!
Jarlenis is a unique name
Jarlenis by Jessica pansemo March 9, 2019

jaydenisnotcool 

The definition for "jaydenisnotcool" Is simply not true. In fact he should be treated like a human (but we both know hes not.)
man jaydenisnotcool
A girl named Jalenis is a beautiful,sexy,fine ass female
Ayo trey this bitch is fine asf her name must be Jalenis
Jalenis by AsomeonewiththatWAP February 17, 2021

Jaydenism 

The intellectual sayings that come out of ones mouth when being on another level of the brain spectrum.
If you really think about it, if you touch a cold pan it's cold, but if you touch a hot pan it's painful. Jaydenism.
Jaydenism by Swagibay November 25, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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