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Jaydenism 

The intellectual sayings that come out of ones mouth when being on another level of the brain spectrum.
If you really think about it, if you touch a cold pan it's cold, but if you touch a hot pan it's painful. Jaydenism.
Jaydenism by Swagibay November 25, 2021

Jaydenism 

A Symbiotic relationship in which one organism ( the jaydenite) exploits another (the host) without providing any benefit in return. However the organism (the jaydenite) does not attain any benefit from these exploits.
to be a cunt is to exhibit Jaydenism.
Jaydenism by drepsit November 8, 2010
To worship Jayden I, the original gooner
I worship Jayden I, so my religion is Jaydenism
Jaydenism by GoonerThe1st May 13, 2026
A very important religion where you worship the one and only Kayden
What's your religion?
Oh i'm a Kaydenist! I worship Kayden everyday.
Kaydenism

Jadenism 

Jadenism is the belief that you are god. You created this universe that best fits the lesson you’re supposed to learn in this life. You are a cell(God) or archkronos (a bad god). Once you die this world ends and you begin anew. Everyone is not real but a pigment of this world.
You hear about Steve, he believes in jadenism.
Jadenism by Father Cell November 17, 2018

jaydensmetalrustyrod 

A metal rustified rod a jayden uses for pleasurable purposes
Observe as the jayden uses the jaydensmetalrustyrod. So fantastic
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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