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Jaybag: A terrible human being, Sightly more worthless than a Sea Slug, testicles on a Tibetan Monk or Cancerous Tumor.
G: Hey man i'm seriously Ill. Can we have a chat about me having some of your liver, since you seem to be immortal?
J: I dunno, my girlfriend might not be happy about that.
G: Your such a Jaybag.
Jaybag by Aussie Hater999 May 4, 2018
Words you can keep

jabagaded 

An alternative to the word "retarded" when it is used to mean "dumb" or "stupid." Can also be used in a noun form (jabagadard.)
Man, school is so jabagaded.
jabagaded by Sammy and Nicky October 26, 2009
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jabaggle 

verb - to steal or take something in secret
“Jordan jabaggled the jibbitz right off of my crocs.”
jabaggle by yd0rbht1ff1rg August 15, 2022

Jaybay Vaycay

Short for Jailbait Vacation. To travel somewhere with a lower than average age of consent with the singular purpose of having sex that would normally get you arrested. A bit of consensual, guilt free fun without the jail time.
"So did you hear that 16 is legal in Arkansas?"
"Seriously? I thought you had to go to Japan for that sort of thing."
"No sir, it's all right here in America. I think it's about time we took a Jaybay Vaycay and fucked some high school girls."
"Sugoi"
Jaybay Vaycay by Vorshack June 12, 2018
1. The ballsack.
2. The nutsack
3. The testicles
"I was gonna fuck the hell out of Randy but his jambags were cheesey.
jambags by The_Jawbreaker March 13, 2018
Someone who gives heads and has no respect for themself when it comes to their private area it is always open for business
You know how that girl gave heads she got exposed and the boy she gave uck to called her a jay bag
Jay Bag by steal your bae.com January 10, 2017
synonymous with "jerkoff".. jagbag being most popular in the midwest region of the USA.
I was drivin' down the road when this jagbag cut me off.
jagbag by BlackSheep March 14, 2003
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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