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jarcheese 

" yo mang lemme get some jarcheese."
" i dont got any jarcheese bro hit up joey jarcheese jarchino he will."
jarcheese by jose de jalapeno August 18, 2011
FUCKING BEAUTIFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
PERFECTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Me: Please be my wife(asking Jaychelle).
Jaychelle by Naomi is Possessed November 13, 2021

Japacheese 

A person of both Japanese and Chinese decent.
Baby boo over there looks Japacheese yo, tonight is gonna be an asian delight!
Japacheese by Elnando November 22, 2009

Jaycheesing

Derived from the word Jaywalking, Jaycheesing is the act of eating, chomping, biting, nibbling or noming cheese unlawfully or without regard for approaching store managers/workers.
"STOP! POLICE!"
"I'm sorry, Copper... I was only Jaycheesing..."
Jaycheesing by C L G March 24, 2020

Jayneese Lewis 

jayneese lewis is a very thoughtful person. she finds it very difficult to walk and be around her husband. She may get beat every night but she still loves him. with short, nasty hair she has a wonderful personality! In her closet lays hundreds of bats that were broken over her head. Her medication cost $100,000 a year and has been laced with rat poisoning because her husband calls her a rat and poisons her with what she deserves. But she doesn't die because of the xanex she takes on a daily basis, which relieves the pain.
Husband: get over here ugly Jayneese Lewis
jayneese: im coming:(
husband: im gonna beat you so bad that you will DIE
jayneese: ok sir
Jayneese Lewis by aruther burfeild February 28, 2019

joeycheese 

The man the myth the legend. He’s watches basketball for memes and gets carried at gaynor.
“Bruh Joeycheese is such a bum. He got carries at gaynor by lahrs”
joeycheese by Jobert Jobo June 22, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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