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Jacklanderseedes 

Jacklanderseedes (Jack-lander-see-these) is a rare kind of emerald usually found in central park.
I found Jacklanderseedes!

Javalanche 

When one has continued to push oneself forward solely on caffeine and then everything catches up to them in a giant, overwhelming crash.
Eli kept herself for up for three days straight on coffee studying for finals, until she just had a javalanche and collapsed crying in the commons.
Javalanche by Junebug173990 May 25, 2010

Javkhlan 

You can use it to describe something as cool
Hey look at this anime, it is so Javkhlan
Javkhlan by Batmanboi April 16, 2021

Javkhlan 

-Mongolian male name
-Most handsome guy in the whole empathy dormitory
-Someone who can pull so many young girls by their beautiful face
-Mongolian superstar and great singer
umagush , there's javkhlan. oh my heart...
Javkhlan by ict 9e April 26, 2022
JackLand is the living space where your dweeby no pussy gettin' college roommate or friend spends all of his time spanking his monkey.
Scenario:

Rick opens door to college dorm: "Justin! Let's go foo' quit fucking JackLanding you goon!"
JackLand by BaByFaCePLaYbOy September 27, 2014

javaland 

Funniest discord server ever made .

Dino is our bank

Rhi is no longer alive but was the one keeping it alive
Kayla’s humour is so stupid that it’s funny
Ali is our “always online” friend
Beau is also our “always online” friend
GIL IS LE FRANCE
is sugargrandma french ?!

Lara is apparently ur gf’s gf

Raven is Airs cousin and is SO FUNNY.

Airs is the hottest person there (aka me)
Ruby makes the best fit checks
Alex is dead
Alyssa simps for Vy
Vy is seccesy
The javaland tiktok owners are gc stalkers
Carly and Ryan are apparently #balls
And the rest are the nicest and funniest people you’ll ever meet, if they sound mean ignore it , it’s their humour , it’s funny

Don’t go too far . No homophobia , no racism , disability jokes, etc allowed

We r the best .
Did you say the funniest and best server on discord ?? That must be javaland!

Did you just say supportive online friends ?That MUST be javaland !

Did you say always online server? That must be javaland

Hey, have you heard about the best server on planet earth? It’s called Javaland

Javaland is yummy
javaland by Airs :) July 17, 2021
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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