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Jasperite 

I wonder where all the Jasperites are at tonight. That one really can churn out tons of cream.
Jasperite by Estate12 February 10, 2022
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Jasperian 

The followers of the great figure, Jasper. Jasper is believed to be an idealized mythical stature that appears only when the sun meets at 1470 and ends at 1580. If you ever meet Jasper the great,you will be blessed with temporary Jasp instillment.
I’m now a jasperian, I’m so blessed.
Jasperian by Javeling September 13, 2017
A person regarded as an inspired teacher. Believed to be mankind's salvation, who advocates or speaks in a visionary way about a new cause or theory.
There was Jesus, there was Moses, there was Muhammad. And then there was Jasprit.
jasprit by betelgeuse7 May 5, 2018

jaspertheeghost 

jaspertheeghost is a very swag person😎⁉️
you are very swag jaspertheeghost
jaspertheeghost by karclvsp August 29, 2021

Jaspering 

the preformance of the jasper
To give someone a Jaspering is to preforming doggy style on a female while placing a carrot in her asshole in the city of Birmingham, the home to the British comedian Jasper Carrot
Jaspering by Ryan Hollingsworth November 28, 2006

Jaspering 

What Jasper does when he is in the bathroom by himself.
Person 1: Where is Jasper? He’s been inside the bathroom for 2 class periods.

Person 2: He’s probably Jaspering
Jaspering by SadboyMqtthew69 April 10, 2020

jasmerine 

Jasmerine a very unique like name it's so amazing and people call jasmerine baby hippos
Have u seen that baby hippo , oh yeah it's so cute of fatness just like jasmerine
jasmerine by Christa Martinez February 26, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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