Jasonia

A loud nice girl that has love in her heart ❤.She has 1 bestfriend that she can count on.She put her family 👪 and friends before herself.She loves herself and everyone around her.She even loves her haters.

I love Jasonia she is cool,and loving!!

Jasonia by Janiya_jazz November 23, 2018

Jasonia

A disease that can spread fast and develops from stress and annoyances. Life's smallest difficulties begin to stack up and it seems like people are against you. A timmybug can get inside your head and cause bloating and issues with your breathing at first, then slowly begin to bug you until you have begun to sweat. A tonybug pushes you over.

Jasonia can cause death, disease, transition to cancer and malaria and can create brain tumors, creating a potential loss in life span.

Jasonia can be cured through calming your mind and relative mindfulness. Trying to numb your brain of pain will not work as it will rush through even more, do the things you enjoy and try to ignore the pests in your brain.

I'm infected with Jasonia. That's why I feel like I haven't been thinking straight for the past couple of days.

Jasonia by JaaaaaayyyyTeeee October 19, 2019

Jasonism 

the act of showing off your 'well exercised right arm' in a battle of an arm wrestle, usually ending up with the 'Jason' as a winner. unless the 'Jason' loses, he/she becomes saltier than the sea.

*arm wrestle commences*
guy 1: why is Jason doing an arm wrestle again?
guy 2: dunno ask him
guy 3: don't bother, it's...Jasonism
*arm wrestle finishes (the 'Jason' wins)*
guy 3: see... Jasonism

Jasonism by XxAdyssonxX May 30, 2017

Jasonic 

1.) Awesome, Hardcore
2.) Probably the heaviest bassist ever to live

Did you see that guy explode into a million pieces? That was Jasonic fer sure!

Jasonic by Paul Revitero December 19, 2009

Jasonism 

The religion of all religions. Jasonism includes all religions within it's hold. Everyone is a follower of Jasonsim. If you believe in something, you're a follower, simple as that. It is named after it's great creator, "Jason"

"Hey, what do you believe in?"
"Nothing"
"You are a follower of Jasonism; you believe in the concept of nothing"

I am a follower of Jasonism.

Jasonism by aaaaayum (Jason) December 17, 2008

Jasonism 

The abiltiy to predict percentages of occurring things, sometimes magically from thin air, and have them become fact. Also, facts and sayings are backed up "unnamed" freinds who can either be reached by phone but are never actually dialed, or who have first hand knowledge. The first hand knowledge people have names that no one in the group receivcing the Jasonism has ever heard of.

Also followers of Jasonism hoarde cell phones in packs.

*note* also may have the ability to read a POPZ mind.

70% of the kids in school believe we should bring back flag team groupies.

thats a jasonism

I just went to the mall and everyone on earth shops at PacSun.
Jasonism, hands down

There are at least 9 openly happy people at the high school.

Jasonism by vilefileman November 26, 2010

Jasona 

Funny kind can dress don’t give a fuck what people say

That girl so funny her name must be jasona

Jasona by Walks by July 28, 2019