Jasonic
Jasonic by Paul Revitero December 19, 2009
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Jasonic
the state of being/emotion that is jasonic: feeling or looking awesome, fresh, or swag. synonyms include: quirky, radical, maniacal, wise, happy, optimistic, motivated, and thousands of others. antonyms include: serious, sad, uncool, depressed, anxious, and Jared.
Jasonic by Jasonic K. November 21, 2011
Jasonism
the act of showing off your 'well exercised right arm' in a battle of an arm wrestle, usually ending up with the 'Jason' as a winner. unless the 'Jason' loses, he/she becomes saltier than the sea.
*arm wrestle commences*
guy 1: why is Jason doing an arm wrestle again?
guy 2: dunno ask him
guy 3: don't bother, it's...Jasonism
*arm wrestle finishes (the 'Jason' wins)*
guy 3: see... Jasonism
guy 1: why is Jason doing an arm wrestle again?
guy 2: dunno ask him
guy 3: don't bother, it's...Jasonism
*arm wrestle finishes (the 'Jason' wins)*
guy 3: see... Jasonism
Jasonism by XxAdyssonxX May 30, 2017
Jasonism
The religion of all religions. Jasonism includes all religions within it's hold. Everyone is a follower of Jasonsim. If you believe in something, you're a follower, simple as that. It is named after it's great creator, "Jason"
"Hey, what do you believe in?"
"Nothing"
"You are a follower of Jasonism; you believe in the concept of nothing"
I am a follower of Jasonism.
"Nothing"
"You are a follower of Jasonism; you believe in the concept of nothing"
I am a follower of Jasonism.
Jasonism by aaaaayum (Jason) December 17, 2008
Jasonism
The abiltiy to predict percentages of occurring things, sometimes magically from thin air, and have them become fact. Also, facts and sayings are backed up "unnamed" freinds who can either be reached by phone but are never actually dialed, or who have first hand knowledge. The first hand knowledge people have names that no one in the group receivcing the Jasonism has ever heard of.
Also followers of Jasonism hoarde cell phones in packs.
*note* also may have the ability to read a POPZ mind.
Also followers of Jasonism hoarde cell phones in packs.
*note* also may have the ability to read a POPZ mind.
70% of the kids in school believe we should bring back flag team groupies.
thats a jasonism
I just went to the mall and everyone on earth shops at PacSun.
Jasonism, hands down
There are at least 9 openly happy people at the high school.
thats a jasonism
I just went to the mall and everyone on earth shops at PacSun.
Jasonism, hands down
There are at least 9 openly happy people at the high school.
Jasonism by vilefileman November 26, 2010
Jasonschnitzel
To jasonschnitzel something is to do something with to much confidence and very little intelligence.
You really jasonschnitzeled the shit out of that one!
Is your name jasonschnitzel cause you really fucked that one up!
Is your name jasonschnitzel cause you really fucked that one up!
Jasonschnitzel by The brains January 15, 2014
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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