Jasonic
Jasonic by Paul Revitero December 19, 2009
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Jasonic
the state of being/emotion that is jasonic: feeling or looking awesome, fresh, or swag. synonyms include: quirky, radical, maniacal, wise, happy, optimistic, motivated, and thousands of others. antonyms include: serious, sad, uncool, depressed, anxious, and Jared.
Jasonic by Jasonic K. November 21, 2011
Jasonism
the act of showing off your 'well exercised right arm' in a battle of an arm wrestle, usually ending up with the 'Jason' as a winner. unless the 'Jason' loses, he/she becomes saltier than the sea.
*arm wrestle commences*
guy 1: why is Jason doing an arm wrestle again?
guy 2: dunno ask him
guy 3: don't bother, it's...Jasonism
*arm wrestle finishes (the 'Jason' wins)*
guy 3: see... Jasonism
guy 1: why is Jason doing an arm wrestle again?
guy 2: dunno ask him
guy 3: don't bother, it's...Jasonism
*arm wrestle finishes (the 'Jason' wins)*
guy 3: see... Jasonism
Jasonism by XxAdyssonxX May 30, 2017
Jasonism
The religion of all religions. Jasonism includes all religions within it's hold. Everyone is a follower of Jasonsim. If you believe in something, you're a follower, simple as that. It is named after it's great creator, "Jason"
"Hey, what do you believe in?"
"Nothing"
"You are a follower of Jasonism; you believe in the concept of nothing"
I am a follower of Jasonism.
"Nothing"
"You are a follower of Jasonism; you believe in the concept of nothing"
I am a follower of Jasonism.
Jasonism by aaaaayum (Jason) December 17, 2008
Jasonism
The abiltiy to predict percentages of occurring things, sometimes magically from thin air, and have them become fact. Also, facts and sayings are backed up "unnamed" freinds who can either be reached by phone but are never actually dialed, or who have first hand knowledge. The first hand knowledge people have names that no one in the group receivcing the Jasonism has ever heard of.
Also followers of Jasonism hoarde cell phones in packs.
*note* also may have the ability to read a POPZ mind.
Also followers of Jasonism hoarde cell phones in packs.
*note* also may have the ability to read a POPZ mind.
70% of the kids in school believe we should bring back flag team groupies.
thats a jasonism
I just went to the mall and everyone on earth shops at PacSun.
Jasonism, hands down
There are at least 9 openly happy people at the high school.
thats a jasonism
I just went to the mall and everyone on earth shops at PacSun.
Jasonism, hands down
There are at least 9 openly happy people at the high school.
Jasonism by vilefileman November 26, 2010
Jasonschnitzel
To jasonschnitzel something is to do something with to much confidence and very little intelligence.
You really jasonschnitzeled the shit out of that one!
Is your name jasonschnitzel cause you really fucked that one up!
Is your name jasonschnitzel cause you really fucked that one up!
Jasonschnitzel by The brains January 15, 2014
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