jasonii

Jasonii Is most likely a female name. She most likely is a water sign , and 9/10 she is a cry baby. She is funny and smart and lets not forget to mention stubborn. When she wants something she is very determined on getting it. She is a homebody and only makes her appearance at big events or only to hang out with friends. Get you an Jasonii. She the best

Hmm where is Jasonii today?

by pudaapudoo March 21, 2021

Jasonii

Jasonii is a thurl female. Shes often very stubborn. Shes also a crybaby. Shes very emotional so if she’s attracted to you it’s emotionally and she takes you very personal will never let anyone talk bad about you or treat you bad when shes around her loyal lies with you. Promises ? She will never break them. SHES REALLY BIG ON LOYALTY. She will be by your side and your side only even on the worst of terms. Rather beautiful without even trying. Shes always there when you need her and is very caring. Did i mention shes very beautiful, naturally beautiful with an additively fine stare. She hates making eye contact but when she does it makes you want to melt. Shes often awkwardly shy when you first meet her , depending if she likes you or not affects how long it will take her to open up. If she opens up fast and becomes comfortable with you , YOU WON. Shes often really cute with a VERY nice shape, plump butt, and fun sized. She has good taste in music. Shes one of a kind , very rare to come across an energy like hers she leaves a mark. If got her you got her 4L but if you lost her dude…you really lost her. Shes goofy with a weird laugh? But its kind of cute. Shes very irresistible. I MEAN VERY. Its very hard not to look at her when she walks by. Shes someone youll never come across again so if you fine a Jasonii keep her shes the one .

Jasonii is a trophy dude

by pudaapudoo October 6, 2021

Jasonii

Jasonii is the most amazing girl you can meet. Shes there when ever you need her to be and she is very determined to go all out behind you. Her loyalty is real, one of a kind. Jasonii is a ride or die. Someone you can trust even in the worst of terms. Shes Beautiful with the most outstanding personality. Her love is generous so if she says she loves you OH BOY YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT , because she hasss other options but if she chooses you ? Your a lucky guy my guy. She has a vibe like no other. She might be shy at first but once she open up youll wish to keep her around. She one of those girls where you HAVE to stare when she walks by. She eye gathering. With a nice ass. So if you dont have a Jasonii !! GET YOU ONE

Jasonii is my R.O.D

by I love JASONIIIII November 22, 2021

Jasonism

the act of showing off your 'well exercised right arm' in a battle of an arm wrestle, usually ending up with the 'Jason' as a winner. unless the 'Jason' loses, he/she becomes saltier than the sea.

*arm wrestle commences*
guy 1: why is Jason doing an arm wrestle again?
guy 2: dunno ask him
guy 3: don't bother, it's...Jasonism
*arm wrestle finishes (the 'Jason' wins)*
guy 3: see... Jasonism

by XxAdyssonxX May 30, 2017

Jasonic

1.) Awesome, Hardcore
2.) Probably the heaviest bassist ever to live

Did you see that guy explode into a million pieces? That was Jasonic fer sure!

by Paul Revitero December 19, 2009

Jasonism

The religion of all religions. Jasonism includes all religions within it's hold. Everyone is a follower of Jasonsim. If you believe in something, you're a follower, simple as that. It is named after it's great creator, "Jason"

"Hey, what do you believe in?"
"Nothing"
"You are a follower of Jasonism; you believe in the concept of nothing"

I am a follower of Jasonism.

by aaaaayum (Jason) December 17, 2008

Jasonism

The abiltiy to predict percentages of occurring things, sometimes magically from thin air, and have them become fact. Also, facts and sayings are backed up "unnamed" freinds who can either be reached by phone but are never actually dialed, or who have first hand knowledge. The first hand knowledge people have names that no one in the group receivcing the Jasonism has ever heard of.

Also followers of Jasonism hoarde cell phones in packs.

*note* also may have the ability to read a POPZ mind.

70% of the kids in school believe we should bring back flag team groupies.

thats a jasonism

I just went to the mall and everyone on earth shops at PacSun.
Jasonism, hands down

There are at least 9 openly happy people at the high school.

by vilefileman November 26, 2010