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Jason... just to say your name is poetry. Your so loyal and loving and it makes me want all of you. But then again, just knowing your happy and just being able to see you when you come over is good enough. I know u dnt really know how I feel but... I do love you. Jason's are mysterious, they make you feel so delirious. Thts all I got lol 😆! I love how u love my kid and thought of him, I love how u somehow there when his fathers being an asshole, I love the facts that u make me get butterflies 🦋 in the best kind of way. Sometimes it be so enduring that I want to jump your bones lol. My emotions for you just wanted to explode and u taught me how to hold that shit in, instead of taking advantage and that's some real nigga type shit. Jason is a man, that I want in my life, Jason is someone I don't want to let go, but if I have to I will, b.c I love him that much. He brings real tears to my eyes when I'm alone thinking and longing for him( no creepy type of vibe lol) if his son doesn't like me idc b.c I love him too lol. I may be stern with him sometimes but it's b.c I want him to look at me as someone to respect and nothing less. But I always loved him since he was a little kid! Go Jason Go! #jasina #July,August,September,October,November...
Jason.j is the goat 🐐

Jason.j is sexy and mysterious

Jason.j has loving eyes
I love you Jason.j
I got u a gift 🎁 to, was scared to give it to u. Maybe next time...
Jason.J by Jason.J December 28, 2021
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Jason john 

Funny yet sophisticated, helps people from all walks of life. Straighty 180 yet he is a bad boy in all good ways!
Jason john by My friend jason January 18, 2022

jason job 

Incomplete act , as in premature ejactulation generaly refers to high expectations with dismal results
WOW he was really hot but it was a jason job
jason job by 73pontiacguy January 1, 2008

Jason "Jigzagula" Henriques 

Sean Paul’s younger brother!
Jason "Jigzagula" Henriques, is known as the Jamaican, “Jay - Z”!

He is originated in the “Coppershot sounds”!

Jason is also a back up vocalic for Sean Paul in concerts!

He is featured in the “De dance” for Sean Paul’s forth video, “Like glue” taken from the VP Records // ATLANTIC release, “DUTTY ROCK”!

Jason Jason 

Giving head with a mouth full of Sylvia
I got some fire Jason Jason last night
Jason Jason by Thichboi_ 42069 December 4, 2020

Jason Jackson Johnson 

The chadliest of men, often with a very large penis. This man, the king of bread. His ass is so phat, he can destroy worlds with it. Women fawn over him. Men want to be him. When you see that iconic chadly smile you will you lose your shit. His ass is so great , he can hold guns with his glorious cheeks. Trained by Chuck motherfucking Norris, and Bruce Lee, he eats planets, like its bread. A superior being that wields the mighty num-chuk lightsaber.
"Hey keisha, Its I JASON JACKSON JOHNSON"

"OMG HE'S SO HOT" - Real Jason Jackson Johnson fangirls

Jason-John Tapa 

A bad ass bitch. Tends to use the acronyms "lmao" & "lol" alot. Likes to use ":)" & ":(" rather than emojis to express himself through messages. Don't question his loyalty. Lastly, he's such a kind-hearted young man willing to drop everything for a friend. He abides by the motto "Friends over family"
Jason-John Tapa loves all.
Jason-John Tapa by asonjayz July 9, 2019
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