Janourines are the most amazing people in the world. If you are lucky enough to have a janourine in your life you will find that she is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. She is funny and intelligent and will be the highlight of your day.

Person 1: Wow, she’s so nice
Person 2: She must be a Janourine

Janourine by Hahahhahahahahhahahaha January 1, 2019

Janoblin'

v. The act of calling/ hailing a taxi to your general location with the intent of robbing the driver

Guy 1: "Hey man, I'm drunk. Can you call a cab for me?"

Guy 2: "Nah man. Taxis don't come out here anymore because of the recent spike in janoblin'."

Janoblin' by DrD4zzl3 July 15, 2011

janousek

To take pictures of food, desserts, cakes and drinks while traveling and post them on social media for a wider audience.
Derived from the famous traveling Czech translator Pavel Janousek.

New country, new city on my trip. Finally I got a chance to janousek properly again and ordered an awesome T-bone steak. Look at these pictures!

janousek by Not The Guru January 30, 2020

janoušek

To take pictures of, share to a wider audience (preferrably on social media) and simply enjoy good food from all over the world, which includes cakes, ice-cream and other dessert. Spelling "janousek" can also be accepted.

Have a look at these food pictures from last night! I often janoušek together with my colleagues. The starter, the main course and the dessert - it was so tasty!

janoušek by Not The Guru November 7, 2019

Jagnoor

light of the world
light of my life
light of your life
light of all of our lives

I wanna be friends with Jagnoor because lit

Jagnoor by amsasux May 21, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026