There are two
definitions for 'Janopause':
1) Where someone refuses to drink for the entire of
the month of January, to make up for all the drinking done over the Thanks Giving, Christmas and/or New Years Eve period.
2) Where a woman doesn't get her period at all during
the month of January, as she got herself pregnant over the Thanks Giving, Christmas and/or New Years Eve period.
1)
Brad: Dude, you wanna grab a drink after work?
Dave: Nah, I'm having my Janopause - I drank far to much around Christmas.
2)
Mary:
You are not going to believe this, but I think I'm pregnant!?
Kelly: Really? When's
the last time you got your period?
Mary: Well, my last one was in December.
Kelly: Janopause! Who did you have
unprotected sex with on New Years Eve!?