Jarvise is usually an ass. Sometimes can be really sweet and caring. Other times he can just be a complete jerk-off. He has brown eyes and doesn't ever listen to a word you say. He hates listening to other people sing. He can be really sarcastic and offensive.
by IHKHC November 13, 2011
Get the Jarvise mug.To ‘jarvis’ something is a term commonly used amongst medical professionals when a colleague causes a patient to let blood unnecessarily during a routine procedure.
By extension ‘jarvis’ can also mean to screw up something simple.
By extension ‘jarvis’ can also mean to screw up something simple.
Dammit Franklin, if you jarvis one more IV I swear to God...
David really jarvised the Christmas Tree when he put the star on the wrong way up.
David really jarvised the Christmas Tree when he put the star on the wrong way up.
by RTDB September 4, 2018
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When, while playing the Friday the 13th video game, a woefully under-skilled and pathetically useless player comes back as Tommy Jarvis.
by Levaphed February 9, 2019
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Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."
by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006
Get the Jarvis Cocker mug.An all round natural sportsman, true gentleman and very courteous to teachers. Extremely punctual and polite towards other people and always an engaging conversationalist. Fresh, minty breath that excites the females and is the envy of many males. His diet consists of primarily salmon and protein shakes. The name Jarvie as such is of some etymological interest:
"Jar" - According to the national Tasmanian language, Jar means huge or massive.
"Vie" - Is defined in the National Hobart Dictionary as meaning muscles, muscle definition/10, mass, bulk or extreme tonage.
Today, Jarvie can be loosely translated in English to mean: "Do You Even Lift?"
"Jar" - According to the national Tasmanian language, Jar means huge or massive.
"Vie" - Is defined in the National Hobart Dictionary as meaning muscles, muscle definition/10, mass, bulk or extreme tonage.
Today, Jarvie can be loosely translated in English to mean: "Do You Even Lift?"
Boy 1: Hey man I see you've been working out!
Boy 2: Yeah man I'm trying to go full Jarvie.
Boy 3: Full Jarvie?
Boy 77: Full Jarvie.
Boy 180397: Never go full Jarvie.
Boy 2: Yeah man I'm trying to go full Jarvie.
Boy 3: Full Jarvie?
Boy 77: Full Jarvie.
Boy 180397: Never go full Jarvie.
by Zinglebatwizard May 7, 2013
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Why do niggas Faze Jarvis, even when they got a bad bitch on their team?
Why do niggas Faze Jarvis, even when they got a bad bitch on their team?
by TayAHOE November 6, 2019
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by Your insane November 8, 2019
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