Jarodian

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Jarodian is an adjective for loud, obnoxious and/or knobbish behavior. Originates from the phrase- "being a jared".

Take the situation where you are at a party and someone continuously draws attention to themselves for overly-macho or excessively stupid behavior. A guy who loudly heckles speechmakers with unfunny and inappropriate jokes. Or someone who tells ridiculous lies, full-thinking he has conned the listener into believing he is cool, when in fact that person cannot wait to get away and knows they're having to put up with jarodian yarns.

Jarodian by boonerypiggery October 5, 2011

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jarodin

Jarodin is a person that looks like a 40 year old man but also acts like a 5 year old around his friends

He looks 40 he must be a Jarodin

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Jardian

A Jardian is an epic gamer being the best at what game he plays.

That's the Jardian of Minecraft.

Jardian by Ē April 29, 2021

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jardiance

Substance used to control A1C, butt occasionally could cause infection of the perinium according to some studies.

I have a little pill with a story to tell, it causes taint rot and causes buttholes to swell, i take once daily Jardiance now all is hell....

jardiance by His Majesty: Sir Loin of Pork July 24, 2023

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Jaredian

An incredibly amazing, smart, beautiful and awesome person who is a fan of the gorgeous, tall, talented, genius, Jared Padalecki. Because he has an incredibly large fan-base, his fans need there own name, which is Jaredian.

Jared: My fans now have their own title.
Jensen: Oh yeah?
Jared: Yep, they are that amazing... they are JAREDIANS!
Jensen: That's awesome!

Jaredian by DEFFINITLYNOTBATGIRLJUSTSAYING January 6, 2011

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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