japonica
Another word for "japoot" aka japette. A troublesome individual who likes to have things her way, no matter what it takes.
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Japonica
Accoutrements placed in the service of pampering a woman who protests IANAJ, while being pampered as if she were in the Tokyo Hilton.
Her dedicated copper coffee pot from the Tokyo Hilton, her velvet baby blanket, her monogrammed sterling spoon, breakfast brought to her bedside, at the precise hour requested, pillows fluffed, lap dog placed in her lap, temperature adjusted just so, the blinds opened to the precise degree, her phone charged, as she requests with a simple hand gesture, a personally-selected condensation of the morning's news delivered softly, these and more were her personal Japonica.
Japonica by Monkey's Dad May 18, 2020
Related Words
japonica • japonicar • Jaionica • Jamonica • japanica • japonika • Japorican • African-Japanican • Japanic Attack
Japorican
Japorican by emmie_666_devil October 21, 2008
japonicar
Mustaffa : Is it Japonicar Mate
Bert: No you stupid Paki
Musaffa: Has it bin Taxi Mate
Bert: Im bored of you now fuck off to your own country and take your 10 kids
Physical examples: Nissan Sunny, Nissan Almera, Nissan Primera, Nissan Micra, Honda Accord, Honda Civic, Toyota Yaris, Mitsubishi Carisma (Reliable "innit")
Bert: No you stupid Paki
Musaffa: Has it bin Taxi Mate
Bert: Im bored of you now fuck off to your own country and take your 10 kids
Physical examples: Nissan Sunny, Nissan Almera, Nissan Primera, Nissan Micra, Honda Accord, Honda Civic, Toyota Yaris, Mitsubishi Carisma (Reliable "innit")
japonicar by Bert and Mustaffa March 27, 2007
Jaionica
A goddess who walks the earth. She leaves everyone in her path wanting to learn more about her. People can’t take their eyes off of her. She hates fake people but other than that she is a loyal and honest person who loves everyone, but let you cross her and you will see a side no one has ever seen before and you will regret it.
“Jaionica is the most beautiful person ever”
“I wish I had a jaionica in my life”
“ hey have you talked to jaionica today? She is just the sweetest person”
“I wish I had a jaionica in my life”
“ hey have you talked to jaionica today? She is just the sweetest person”
Jaionica by Localwallflower17 November 23, 2021
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