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Japonika Is a bad ass bitch she gotta fat ass and she don’t hate on people but but people hate on ha she fine asf she will beat yo ass and she gotta fattttt asss. But she nice when she wanna be but don’t get on ha bad side tf u gon de dat fa and she loves all baddies

OMG is dat japonika aka big pon she got a fattttt asssssssss like damn😍😍😍😍

japonika by Bad ass bitch pon November 21, 2023

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japonicar

Term for a japanese car used by pakis and asian's, usally followed by "Bin Taxi Mate"

Mustaffa : Is it Japonicar Mate
Bert: No you stupid Paki
Musaffa: Has it bin Taxi Mate
Bert: Im bored of you now fuck off to your own country and take your 10 kids

Physical examples: Nissan Sunny, Nissan Almera, Nissan Primera, Nissan Micra, Honda Accord, Honda Civic, Toyota Yaris, Mitsubishi Carisma (Reliable "innit")

japonicar by Bert and Mustaffa March 27, 2007

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japonica

Another word for "japoot" aka japette. A troublesome individual who likes to have things her way, no matter what it takes.

Japonica just cut me off, gave me the finger whilst blasting knife party.

japonica by Jlynn89 October 11, 2013

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Japonica

Accoutrements placed in the service of pampering a woman who protests IANAJ, while being pampered as if she were in the Tokyo Hilton.

Her dedicated copper coffee pot from the Tokyo Hilton, her velvet baby blanket, her monogrammed sterling spoon, breakfast brought to her bedside, at the precise hour requested, pillows fluffed, lap dog placed in her lap, temperature adjusted just so, the blinds opened to the precise degree, her phone charged, as she requests with a simple hand gesture, a personally-selected condensation of the morning's news delivered softly, these and more were her personal Japonica.

Japonica by Monkey's Dad May 18, 2020

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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