Jaionica

A goddess who walks the earth. She leaves everyone in her path wanting to learn more about her. People can’t take their eyes off of her. She hates fake people but other than that she is a loyal and honest person who loves everyone, but let you cross her and you will see a side no one has ever seen before and you will regret it.

“Jaionica is the most beautiful person ever”

“I wish I had a jaionica in my life”

“ hey have you talked to jaionica today? She is just the sweetest person”

by Localwallflower17 November 23, 2021

Jamonica

She is a wonderful person that may or may not be cool but is smart. Intelligent person she may be shy and a bit sensitive about everything but she's a great person to hang with. And quite the capricorn and a lil heat head

You wanna go hang with jamonica.
She a great person to do that with.

by Jaymonii July 2, 2018

japonicar

Term for a japanese car used by pakis and asian's, usally followed by "Bin Taxi Mate"

Mustaffa : Is it Japonicar Mate
Bert: No you stupid Paki
Musaffa: Has it bin Taxi Mate
Bert: Im bored of you now fuck off to your own country and take your 10 kids

Physical examples: Nissan Sunny, Nissan Almera, Nissan Primera, Nissan Micra, Honda Accord, Honda Civic, Toyota Yaris, Mitsubishi Carisma (Reliable "innit")

by Bert and Mustaffa March 27, 2007

japonica

Another word for "japoot" aka japette. A troublesome individual who likes to have things her way, no matter what it takes.

Japonica just cut me off, gave me the finger whilst blasting knife party.

by Jlynn89 October 11, 2013

Japonica

Accoutrements placed in the service of pampering a woman who protests IANAJ, while being pampered as if she were in the Tokyo Hilton.

Her dedicated copper coffee pot from the Tokyo Hilton, her velvet baby blanket, her monogrammed sterling spoon, breakfast brought to her bedside, at the precise hour requested, pillows fluffed, lap dog placed in her lap, temperature adjusted just so, the blinds opened to the precise degree, her phone charged, as she requests with a simple hand gesture, a personally-selected condensation of the morning's news delivered softly, these and more were her personal Japonica.

by Monkey's Dad May 18, 2020