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a rude abbreviation of the word 'pakistani'
"that paki @%%#%#$?!?!"
by Sai December 26, 2003
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A racist term that is often applied to people of Pakistani or South Asian descent. Its origins are commonly traced back to about 30 years ago, when British hooligans used the term Paki-bashing to refer to the gang beating of ethnic minorities.

Today, it is commonly used by ethnocentric and insensitive white people who either:

a) cannot tolerate 3rd world immigration even though their forefathers colonized the shit out of Asia, Africa and the Americas;
b) want to make fun of immigrants who have left their homelands to seek a better living in the country that prospered from fucking up and stealing resources from said homelands;
c) are too stupid to realize that many immigrants do the menial jobs they themselves would hate to do;

Paki is also sometimes used by mistake as a short form of Pakistani. Even this is frowned upon though, as it is an indicator of a person's ignorance towards people of different cultures and nations. The most famous example of this "accidental" usage may be in a remark George W. Bush made in 2002 when asked about the nuclear rivalry between Pakistan and India.

Don't be fooled by the narrow-minded xenophobes who have attempted to explain this term - calling a brown person a Paki is just as derogatory as calling a black person a nigger.
"Go back to your country, Paki."

"Sorry pal, I don't think I'll be able to board a plane again thanks to your country's anti-terror laws. Looks like I'm here to stay. Shall we discuss William Shakespeare and Charles Dickens over tea and biscuits instead? That's what people do around here don't they?"
by obesechipmunk December 17, 2012
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Sing. 'Paki'.

1. A catch-all term for any Muslim immigrant in Britain.

2. (In UK) A BIG mistake made by well-meaning British power brokers in the 50's and 60's who were attempting to keep wage-rates down.

3. A person who, rather than adopt western ways, chooses to adhere to a 3rd world peasant lifestyle except when it comes to Housing Benefit, free education etc.

4.The ghetto-dwelling primitives who bring a little piece of the 3rd world to a town near you.

5. A race of people who are remarkable only for the fact that their 'culture' brings absolutely nothing positive to the host nation they infest.

6. A race of people utterly bereft of any idea of fair play, decency, truthfulness or honesty.

7.Brutal oppressors of women.If I were to treat my wife or daughter like the average Paki treats his, I would be arrested within a week.

8. Serial fondlers, abductors, assaulters and rapists of white girls. Ask any Policeman who trusts you (not to get him sacked for telling the truth!)

9. The people who my children will be fighting in a Balkan-style power struggle in the near future.

10. A protected minority who can say and do what he likes with impunity, but when crticized, has the power to get you thrown into jail.
20 years ago, the Pakis lived in a square mile round Norbury Street.

They are now half way down Mottram Road.

20 years from now?
by Doc Johnson January 10, 2005
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Parasitic people from the subcontinent. Highly migratory when it comes to rich, non-Muslim countries where they can exploit the welfare system, civil rights and tolerant culture missing in their homeland. Tends to operate in extended families and mix with its own kind.

In Britain: protected minority
Person1: What is that arrogant brown piece of shit in the baseball cap?

Person2: That's a Paki
by nonono nono February 10, 2005
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Paki. A derogatory word now used to describe all brown people of South Asian and Middle Eastern descent.

Although short for Pakistanis its deemed so offensive because most people who are called Pakis aren't actually Pakis.

To be mistaken for a Paki is the ultimate insult. Every one fucking hates Pakis.

Making this mistake can seem an easy one to make but not really excusable.
Imagine if YOU were mistaken for a Paki!

• although born and bred in the same town as you they choose to speak paki with a unique Bradford twist. Think Prince Nazeem Hamed

•Successive inbreeding (63% of Pakis in Bradford are married to their First cousins) give them a distinctive 3rd world appearance and double digit IQs.

even though its mainly pissing down and fucking freezing. Pakis still sport flip-flops and a dish dash.

•Tax-exempt and unable to obtain actual jobs because that would involve integration. Pakis either drive taxi's, run hideously unhygienic curry shops or run underage sex rings. I think Mohammed's cool with that.
I'm not a paki mate I'm Indian
by sidcasualobserver July 10, 2015
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All you saying the pakis are great and that thats fine but think about it they can get away with almost anything they want. Take for example there is an MP in london who is half-black half-jewish and she was abused by pakis at a commemmoration service for jews that died in the holocaust. The pakis got away with it. If it was white people abusing pakis or blacks at a commemmoration for dead pakis or wateva then you couldnt move for police. HOW COME WE ARE NOW BEING RACIST TO OURSELVES AND YET YOU PAKIS STILL COMPLAIN.
Police 1: theres someone getting raped over there lets stop him.
Police 2: cant man hes a paki he'll tell the papers and we'll end up getting our jobs took off us.
by thomas the wank engine April 21, 2005
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