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Japenese Welsch 

When you pull the scrotum over the penis and flick it repeatedly until it gets numb and blue, and then tea bag your partner repeatedly until they lose consciousness.
I Japenese Welsched that bitch so hard she got brain hemorrhages.
Japenese Welsch by SMLIFLE March 27, 2008

Japenese Fire Dragon 

A sexual activity that includes going dirrhea into the woman's mouth. Then duct tape her mouth shut, and continue to tickle her until there is a steady flow of dirrhea coming out of her nose.
Yo, I heard Dave made Jessica a Japenese Fire Dragon last night.
Japenese Fire Dragon by jizzle1296 December 8, 2011

Japenese empire 

A fraze use when leaving an xbox live party.
For the honour of the japenese empire!

Japenese Rain Goggles 

A man pees in a womans mouth, and then she spits it in his face.
Albert pissed in Kristys mouth, and she spit it back in his face giving him a Japenese Rain Goggles.

japenese pompon 

After climaxing from anal sex, a straw is inserted in the the dilated orifice in order to drink the sperm like a hot chocolats
in college this guy manage to hide during hazing day so the they gave him a choice

"Either you give the local slut a japenese pompon or she rams you with a nine inche strap on "... the guy walked funny for a week !

Japenese Pilot

It's cold outside.

As in: "There is a Nip in the air"
Geezer1: Japenese Pilot mate!
Geezer 2: Yeah it's freezing.
Japenese Pilot by Ali Geezus March 11, 2004
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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