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A girl that has a dog named Bruno and acts like a mother in a friend group.
Person 1: OMG IS THAT JAPANJOT??
Person 2: Ain't no way!!!! ITS JAPANJOT!! HI!!!!
japanjot by DrunkMaster123 May 18, 2021

Japanjot Singh 

Intelligent, honest, short tempered, sabda fufad
Japanjot Singh is sareya da fufad
Japanjot Singh by anonymous November 23, 2021

Japanotard 

Some one who is not Japanese and that is obsessed with being Japanese in a retarded way. They shout two or three Japanese words in their sentences thinking they are cool, They write Japanese words on thier websites, and are infatuated with anime. Some claim part Japanese when they dont even look like it and try too hard too hard to be "asian".
example 1:
They are watching Naruto

Japanotard: Oh my god, the dubbing is so bad. They say the names soooo wrong!

Normal person: Well, tell me how you say it, and then compare it to how they say it.

Japanotard: Well, they say it "Naruhdoh", I say it "Naruhdoh"

Normal person: Hmm...oh yeah, that was totally different (sarcasm)

example 2:
Amine fan girl: OMG!!! that is sooo KAWAII!! I love it!
Japanotard by softXcore September 7, 2008

japanhotline 

a fine mother fucker with a huge cock
did you guys see how fine japanhotline is i heard he has a huge cock
japanhotline by joebidenfan69 June 18, 2021

Japaniot 

"Japaniot" (japan + idiot) means a person who is super smart with an extremely low common sense level

Named for the Japanese, who are crazy smart and have some of the best technology in the world but were stupid enough to put a nuclear reactor in an easily-flooded area.
Person A: "That nerd is so smart! Wait, why is he walking into a busy street with a blindfold on?"
Person B: "Idk hes a Japaniot"
Japaniot by wadupp April 26, 2011
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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