Japaniot

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"Japaniot" (japan + idiot) means a person who is super smart with an extremely low common sense level

Named for the Japanese, who are crazy smart and have some of the best technology in the world but were stupid enough to put a nuclear reactor in an easily-flooded area.

Person A: "That nerd is so smart! Wait, why is he walking into a busy street with a blindfold on?"
Person B: "Idk hes a Japaniot"

Japaniot by wadupp April 26, 2011

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Japanotard

Some one who is not Japanese and that is obsessed with being Japanese in a retarded way. They shout two or three Japanese words in their sentences thinking they are cool, They write Japanese words on thier websites, and are infatuated with anime. Some claim part Japanese when they dont even look like it and try too hard too hard to be "asian".

example 1:
They are watching Naruto

Japanotard: Oh my god, the dubbing is so bad. They say the names soooo wrong!

Normal person: Well, tell me how you say it, and then compare it to how they say it.

Japanotard: Well, they say it "Naruhdoh", I say it "Naruhdoh"

Normal person: Hmm...oh yeah, that was totally different (sarcasm)

example 2:
Amine fan girl: OMG!!! that is sooo KAWAII!! I love it!

Japanotard by softXcore September 7, 2008

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japanion

What a person says when they don’t know (or forgot) how to say Japanese.

“Dude that person looks like he’s Japanion!”

japanion by The Man who does things October 7, 2020

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japanjot

She like chocolate. Keeps up with the Kardashians. Huge fan of One Direction. Still waiting for the boy band to come back after their "18-month break"

Japanjot: It’s never too late to go back to bed

japanjot by dontworryaboutithighway101 May 18, 2021

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Japanite

A highly offensive term for a japanese person

One time I called my friend Brendon a Japanite so now he doesn't talk to me

Japanite by Deanodabeano April 17, 2017

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Japanitis

The sleepy, sluggish feeling you get after eating too much sushi. Much like the itis, but sushi specific.

Oh man, that all-you-can-eat sushi place gave me a bad case of Japanitis

Japanitis by FeuJaune January 3, 2011

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japanjot

A girl that has a dog named Bruno and acts like a mother in a friend group.

Person 1: OMG IS THAT JAPANJOT??
Person 2: Ain't no way!!!! ITS JAPANJOT!! HI!!!!

japanjot by DrunkMaster123 May 18, 2021

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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