Japaniot 

"Japaniot" (japan + idiot) means a person who is super smart with an extremely low common sense level

Named for the Japanese, who are crazy smart and have some of the best technology in the world but were stupid enough to put a nuclear reactor in an easily-flooded area.

Person A: "That nerd is so smart! Wait, why is he walking into a busy street with a blindfold on?"
Person B: "Idk hes a Japaniot"

Japaniot by wadupp April 26, 2011

Japanotard 

Some one who is not Japanese and that is obsessed with being Japanese in a retarded way. They shout two or three Japanese words in their sentences thinking they are cool, They write Japanese words on thier websites, and are infatuated with anime. Some claim part Japanese when they dont even look like it and try too hard too hard to be "asian".

example 1:
They are watching Naruto

Japanotard: Oh my god, the dubbing is so bad. They say the names soooo wrong!

Normal person: Well, tell me how you say it, and then compare it to how they say it.

Japanotard: Well, they say it "Naruhdoh", I say it "Naruhdoh"

Normal person: Hmm...oh yeah, that was totally different (sarcasm)

example 2:
Amine fan girl: OMG!!! that is sooo KAWAII!! I love it!

Japanotard by softXcore September 7, 2008

japanion 

What a person says when they don’t know (or forgot) how to say Japanese.

“Dude that person looks like he’s Japanion!”

japanion by The Man who does things October 7, 2020

japanjot

She like chocolate. Keeps up with the Kardashians. Huge fan of One Direction. Still waiting for the boy band to come back after their "18-month break"

Japanjot: It’s never too late to go back to bed

japanjot by dontworryaboutithighway101 May 18, 2021

Japanite 

A highly offensive term for a japanese person

One time I called my friend Brendon a Japanite so now he doesn't talk to me

Japanite by Deanodabeano April 17, 2017

Japanitis 

The sleepy, sluggish feeling you get after eating too much sushi. Much like the itis, but sushi specific.

Oh man, that all-you-can-eat sushi place gave me a bad case of Japanitis

Japanitis by FeuJaune January 3, 2011

japanjot

A girl that has a dog named Bruno and acts like a mother in a friend group.

Person 1: OMG IS THAT JAPANJOT??
Person 2: Ain't no way!!!! ITS JAPANJOT!! HI!!!!

japanjot by DrunkMaster123 May 18, 2021