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To cum between the ass cheeks of a homeless latino.
Joe: Hey man, what were you up to last night?
Jeff: Bro, I got this old pancho to give me a janpa.
Janpa by Janpalover012 April 11, 2023
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jampaloon 

(noun) When you go on a road trip with nothing but a puppet but you force feed him real food.
Steve's on a jampaloon and he'll be back on thursday.
jampaloon by Seigen sareta October 7, 2014
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Karen's usual reply to everything
Jovs: Hi loves!
Karen: Jakpat ka koya Jovs!!
Jakpat by awitsayo August 23, 2022
a unique spelling of Janae, or Janay. Which means a beautiful, outgoing, energetic, athletic, and friendly female.
Janaie is Awesome!
Janaie by RAV_Co February 27, 2010
A very interesting girl,she shy ,sometimes kind,loyal,intelligent,mean,she someone who you can depend on.when you need her she will be right there.when you get to know her she very determine. But one thing she hind is her naughty side. She is the best girlfriend to have.she will turn your world upside down. She is some one you can trust.You never be sad around her cause she make you smile and laugh
If you don't have a Janae in your life you need to get one
Janae by love20 December 6, 2014
she can be nice when you don't piss her off. very pretty and different from all the other girl. she has a temper you better watch out.
janae is a nice person when you don't piss her off
Janae by LISHDA March 4, 2017

janaisha 

She is a gorgeous, outgoing,and open minded person. With her when she's determined there's no turning her away from her goal.she is normally tall and stunning and is very goofy and loving. She is obsessed with the arts in general
PS: qualified wifey materialšŸ˜‰
My dude you got you a Janaisha!!!šŸ˜
janaisha by Jay8020 September 13, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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