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janousek 

To take pictures of food, desserts, cakes and drinks while traveling and post them on social media for a wider audience.
Derived from the famous traveling Czech translator Pavel Janousek.
New country, new city on my trip. Finally I got a chance to janousek properly again and ordered an awesome T-bone steak. Look at these pictures!
janousek by Not The Guru January 30, 2020

janoušek 

To take pictures of, share to a wider audience (preferrably on social media) and simply enjoy good food from all over the world, which includes cakes, ice-cream and other dessert. Spelling "janousek" can also be accepted.
Have a look at these food pictures from last night! I often janoušek together with my colleagues. The starter, the main course and the dessert - it was so tasty!
janoušek by Not The Guru November 7, 2019
A badass Polish poppa who beats you regularly and with fervour, and who is probably both bald and sporting a mean handlebar moustache. Not everything he says always makes it from his Polish mind to his English vocabulary.
"You forget for making signing of your agenda again? Go to shed and pick 2x4 for beating-time." - Janusz to his 6 year-old son.
Janusz by purefun January 24, 2009
You know Janusz. Be like Janusz.
Omg what an amazing man. I know he IS Janusz.
Janusz by Dr.PinkFreud May 3, 2020

Bryson Janousek 

Absolute beast that currently plays for Morningside College. Will give you a bucket whenever, just hit me up if you want the smoke.
Bro, Bryson Janousek is so good at everything!
Bryson Janousek by SuomiBanga June 15, 2019
Mad lad who is absolutely cracked with 1500 hours of professional e-sports tournaments. Those called Janosz are cracked and are absolute pussy magnets. Man gets all the bitches.
"Man, have you seen that Janosz guy."
"Yeah man, he carried me in every game party and then stole my girl"
janosz by BiggerManM February 22, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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