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jankonia 

Used to describe a continuous state of undesirable conditions. It's janky as a consequence of its existence. Something so fucked up that it will never be the same again i.e., scorched earth.
Dude 1: "If so-and-so" get's elected, this shit will turn into Jankonia"
Dude 2: "Naw son, this shit be Jankonia"
Dude 3: "Word"
jankonia by Dame Hotttness May 6, 2008
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Jacksonian 

The political philosphy of President Andrew Jackson and his followers. The philosphy holds to strong presidental power, right to veto and anti-National Bank. The philosphy held well after his presidency into others and kick started Manifest Destiny.
James K. Polk was a Jacksonian to the bone.
Jacksonian by Ron_Thornbrash May 19, 2005

jacksonian 

Noun.
One who holds that food is the highest good;A Pro-Food Advocate

Adjective
Of or relating to the love of food.
Origin: Christopher Jackson.
Person 1: Man you are SO jacksonian!
2: SHUT UP! It's glandular!

Jacksonian Ken

A native from the land of Jacksonia named Ken who is the sole owner of the YouTube channel: "Jacksonian Ken"
The Jacksonian Ken uploaded better content than you.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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