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jankonia 

Used to describe a continuous state of undesirable conditions. It's janky as a consequence of its existence. Something so fucked up that it will never be the same again i.e., scorched earth.
Dude 1: "If so-and-so" get's elected, this shit will turn into Jankonia"
Dude 2: "Naw son, this shit be Jankonia"
Dude 3: "Word"
jankonia by Dame Hotttness May 6, 2008
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jackonian 

To say to much and make ones self look like a fucking twat.
I’ve shared too much, I feel jackonian.
jackonian by EKMOFO June 6, 2024
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