jankonia 

Used to describe a continuous state of undesirable conditions. It's janky as a consequence of its existence. Something so fucked up that it will never be the same again i.e., scorched earth.

Dude 1: "If so-and-so" get's elected, this shit will turn into Jankonia"
Dude 2: "Naw son, this shit be Jankonia"
Dude 3: "Word"

jankonia by Dame Hotttness May 6, 2008

jackonian 

To say to much and make ones self look like a fucking twat.

I’ve shared too much, I feel jackonian.

jackonian by EKMOFO June 6, 2024

Tom Jankowiak

" Tom Jankowiak "

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Tom Jankowiak by Hytrons November 21, 2021

Tom Jankowiak

Tom Jankowiak is the swaggiest person alive , he's a really chill person with a great personality.

He is the sexiest man alive .

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Tom Jankowiak by Hytrons November 22, 2021