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A word to use instead of skank, disgusting, ugly...
ahhh mate tha's jankin'

georgina's face is jankin'!!

eww, thats so jank.

i may have to puke up jank if you carry on talking about fat people having a shit
To make fun of, clown, or cappin.
Listen cuz yesterday I was jankin on Barry so hard I thought he was gonna pull a Curt Cobain.
jankin by almega86 July 31, 2005
To be fuckin' or messing with someone's head, or leading someone on.
Girl you been jankin me all day time.
jankin by s.wood & kmuldawg December 13, 2007

jankin rod 

I janked mi jankin rod wit mi jankin stick cuz i was bored.
jankin rod by chris ostrom November 3, 2004

jankin stick 

any knife that is retarded
made by chris coletta and chris ostrom
I janked miself in the janker with mi jankin stick cuz i was bored
jankin stick by chris ostrom May 30, 2004

whats jankin mo 

the act of saying whats up in slang term
came from the word whats cracking
just sounds more catchy
what up cuz whats jankin mo
whats jankin mo by mrfresh May 6, 2009
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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