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Jakeing Off 

The act of talking to your porno.
Jake- "Oh yeah, baby, what are you doing now!"

Patrick- "Jake, are you talking to the computer"

Jacob- "he's jakeing off"
Jakeing Off by Gayqui June 11, 2006
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Janking off 

When you have nothing else to do so you decide to go watch SMU basketball coached by Tim Jankovich.
Yo what’s Billy up to?

Oh nothings going on tonight so I think he’s janking off
Janking off by Ron McDon February 28, 2019

Janking Off 

To Jank Off is to Beat Off. The art of masturbation. Jank Off is a funny, happy, and slightly less filthy way of describing masturbation.
I went home, had nothing to do, so I janked one off.

Last night, I janked it 4 times before I passed out because I janked off too much.

I'm probably just gunna go home and jank off.

I love janking off, its just something you gotta do without a girlfriend...
Janking Off by rock11 May 26, 2006

Jakeing Off 

The act of masturbating while thinking about, talking to, or having any contact with someone named Jake who you have a secret crush on.

Unfortunately, this Jake is usually your friend's boyfriend.
Jakeing Off by ColleensBuddy October 14, 2009
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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