Say your going for that job interview, job interview is going well. On the way out you push the guy out the window, building catches on fire, building gets up, walks away...war starts.
Jamesing: the art of being "a James". It consists of long nights of deep throating Tito's and wishing one wasn't "a James", despite the ongoing issues of micro-dick-ism and generally not having a personality or being relevant.
To jog slowly, bringing your feet halfway to your thighs while bobbing your arms in front near your chest so people get the illusion that your rushing.
A group activity which involves showering a person with semen while they sleep, with a particular focus on the target's back and neck leaving them with a crispy neck. A male bonding exercise very popular with squaddies.
To absolutely do nothing or to be unproductive for more than ten hours a day. This includes but is not limited to: sleeping, gaming, thinking about nothing on the bed, taking up space, and thinking about not Jamesing
"A: What are you doing? You have a final tomorrow?!
B:I'm Jamesing son... Don't bother me I got this shit A: You sure? you said this last final and you got your ass fucked hard...
B: Good shit good shit"