Jamesing: the art of being "a James". It consists of long nights of deep throating Tito's and wishing one wasn't "a James", despite the ongoing issues of micro-dick-ism and generally not having a personality or being relevant.
by #SoNotAJames November 19, 2020
A group activity which involves showering a person with semen while they sleep, with a particular focus on the target's back and neck leaving them with a crispy neck. A male bonding exercise very popular with squaddies.
by Bingo46 June 11, 2014
To absolutely do nothing or to be unproductive for more than ten hours a day. This includes but is not limited to: sleeping, gaming, thinking about nothing on the bed, taking up space, and thinking about not Jamesing
"A: What are you doing? You have a final tomorrow?!
B:I'm Jamesing son... Don't bother me I got this shit
A: You sure? you said this last final and you got your ass fucked hard...
B: Good shit good shit"
B:I'm Jamesing son... Don't bother me I got this shit
A: You sure? you said this last final and you got your ass fucked hard...
B: Good shit good shit"
by TheJameser March 3, 2011
1. To James
An action with anything related to metal, bros, happiness, or weed in it. Often accompanied with a props/high five/bro handshake.
2. James
An awesome metalhead who does all of the above daily. Can often be seen in English class headbanging. Sadly will never be as good at guitar as Haydon. See Haydoning.
An action with anything related to metal, bros, happiness, or weed in it. Often accompanied with a props/high five/bro handshake.
2. James
An awesome metalhead who does all of the above daily. Can often be seen in English class headbanging. Sadly will never be as good at guitar as Haydon. See Haydoning.
Ben: Howdy Jacob
Jacob: Yo man... METAL!
Ben: Don't even trying jamesing me man.
James: Yo man... METAL!
Ben: AHHHH YOU'RE JAMESING ME!
James: Haha thanks bro my man (Props) yo I'm so happy right now (Bro hugs), LET'S DO SOME WEEEED! (Highfives).
Haydon: Hey dude did you listen to Bullet for my Valentine yet?
James: FUCK OFF!!!! AGHHHH METALLLLLL!!
Jacob: Yo man... METAL!
Ben: Don't even trying jamesing me man.
James: Yo man... METAL!
Ben: AHHHH YOU'RE JAMESING ME!
James: Haha thanks bro my man (Props) yo I'm so happy right now (Bro hugs), LET'S DO SOME WEEEED! (Highfives).
Haydon: Hey dude did you listen to Bullet for my Valentine yet?
James: FUCK OFF!!!! AGHHHH METALLLLLL!!
by BenCherry February 21, 2009
to gratify one's self in a lonely, yet dignified manner; and lasting an uneccessary amount of time. This process usually occurs many times in one day, often to soft rock or catchy pop songs.
I don't have a girlfriend, so i spent all last saturday Jamesing; almost to the point of dehydration.
by Boccob April 8, 2011
by janeeehhh July 18, 2008
Say your going for that job interview, job interview is going well. On the way out you push the guy out the window, building catches on fire, building gets up, walks away...war starts.
"Man that guy is really jamesing it."
"Man that guy is really jamesing it."
by The Seamanator February 27, 2015