Jamesathan

A jamesathan is a John krasinski look alike who feeds off quantum physics and ghost shows. His natural habitat is found in Detroit and he refuses to accept the existence of certain places such as France. Jamesathans have a bad perception of height and might mistake you for short when you are actually freakishly tall. They have impeccable taste in music, but inexplicably boycott the most important film of our generation. You might find him camping, robots-ing, or sciencing, but more likely than not you will find him watching ghost shows.

Person: hey look jamesathan is not watching ghost shows
Other person: you must be seeing things that cant be him

Jamesathan by Hnnnnh February 20, 2019

jameshannam 

sarahs lover, insists on big hair, loves designer clothes, drives a punto (spaceship) has to take his clothes off b4 "" WET LETTUCE

sarah n hannam 2 marry on valentines day 2006 wen hannam takes his socks off

jameshannam by anonomous April 11, 2005

JamesStanley 

JamesStanley or better known as the 'FAT james' is a creature commonly found in a peasantry STD riddled town called Bournemouth. Mostly nocturnal flith fat james' usually wake up at around 6 o clock and instantly start fingering their bumhole to proceed smelling it. These blob looking things are usually made in a 2 star hotel when their sket of a mother are having an affair in a thing called Swanny?? Leading to an unwanted pregancy that leads that creature to food as an answer leaving him the fat ungrateful fool they are. PS fat james will never hit puberty and will forever be searching for there balls in the deep crevices of their ass.

Yo you smell that boss ting? Yes i do my fam g, heard about them neeks there fat james the dirtiest fattest pussies in the south g dem no one like JamesStanley

JamesStanley by Bake bowen March 5, 2020

JamesThaCoolKid 

An ancient Roblox audio maker from the prehistoric year of 2019. Known for uploading sounds that make your ears question their existence. Fans say he's a legend—haters say he's still trying to figure out how to use EQ. His beats hit different... like a frying pan to the face. If you hear a track that sounds like it was made in a microwave, you already know who it is. Still waiting on his Grammy.

Example:
"Bro, who made this beat?"
"Probably JamesThaCoolKid."
"...makes sense."

JamesThaCoolKid just collabed with MaskHound!!!!!

JamesThaCoolKid got made in spotify com by Versus!!!!

JamesThaCoolKid by TheBigVersus July 18, 2025