James Maddison
James maddison is a underrated leicester attacking midfielder, loved by everyone
he is funny, humble and a top player
he is funny, humble and a top player
James Maddison by football_luv April 14, 2021
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maddison james
Maddison (maddie) is completely absolutely adorable and her hot ass is desired by many men. Though she is quiet, her brain is always considering the ways she could pull a penis out of someone’s pants without them and use it to her every desire. She wants to suck every penis, vagina and all of the in between. She is very nice and cute, but sometimes she picks off her eyebrows and eats them.
maddison james by honkybonk May 25, 2019
james madison
Our smallest founding father and president. Kind of a dick. Wrote the federalist papers with Alexander Hamilton before siding with his boyfriend Thomas Jefferson
james madison by Ace the Extrodinary Dipshit May 16, 2016
James Madison
America's most emo president. Short little dude. Southern motherfucking democratic republican. Used to be cool with Alexander Hamilton, but not anymore. Gay for Thomas Jefferson. Always sick.
Did you hear about what happened in Monticello between James Madison and Thomas Jefferson? Guess we know what Jefferson does there now.
James Madison by Mark,MyWords November 6, 2016
Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute
Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.
Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.
Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022
James Madison University
JMU is what dreams are made of... its not just a school, its a way of life. If you are privileged enough to go there or to experience its greatness, you are truly one of the lucky ones!
James Madison University by the air up there September 4, 2005
James Madison University
A prestigious research university located in Virginia, that is known for having the hottest girls and relentless parties.
James Madison University by WANGGGGG May 5, 2005
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