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JMU is what dreams are made of... its not just a school, its a way of life. If you are privileged enough to go there or to experience its greatness, you are truly one of the lucky ones!
so many dimes its unreal and the 70/30 ratio aint bad either

JMU stays poppin..... we gets busy
by the air up there August 11, 2005
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A prestigious research university located in Virginia, that is known for having the hottest girls and relentless parties.
I went to James Madison to get layed by a calender girl.

I got an HIV from a girl at James Madison.
by WANGGGGG May 05, 2005
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Basically "If Lake Braddock Secondary School is a university" but with some minor changes to the mascot. It also so happens that this is where many Lake Braddock kids go after secondary school.
// Meanwhile, at James Madison University //

A: "Hey, which high school were you from?"

B: "Lake Braddock Secondary."

A: "Eyy Me too!"

B: "Aren't we all Lake Braddock Alumni here?"
by PoisonLeaf79 October 06, 2018
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What would happen to Virginia Tech if you turned it purple and removed its engineering school. It's not easy enough to get in to be the "reject school" like VCU or Radford, but also not hard enough to get in to be anyone's target school. It kinda just exists.
A: I'm going to James Madison University.

B: Okay. I'm sure you'll have an average time there.

A: Yes.
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A school defined by it's 70/30 ratio: the average female is 70% desperate and 30% wasted, while the average male is 70% 'bro' and 30% rapist. Commonly, both males and females are 100% stupid.
Students are commonly victims of "JMU Delusion Syndrome", an ailment characterized by the victim's staunch belief that their school is in fact, not lame. As the victim falls deeper and deeper into the throes of the disease, they will refuse to acknowledge basic facts, primarily the blatant repetitiveness of their party scene. They will also find females who go to JMU more attractive than they would be elsewhere in the world, apparently to rationalize their belief that the campus is brimming with "dime-pieces".
This tragic affliction is only in the beginning stages of study, and as such, any person who has someone they care about attending James Madison should watch carefully for signs of JMUDS.
Remember that they will simply not be able to understand how lame James Madison University is (owing to the JMUDS), so you cannot be offended if they react in a hostile manner to intervention.

by Race for the Cure April 09, 2008
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A large university attended mostly by hicks under the impression that JMU is a "huge party school" and that the girls are "dimes". Truth: With 70% girls you will absolutely fine attractive ones but probably only 10% of that 70% are even decent looking. Men at JMU convince themselves that the girls there are actually hot because most of them haven't ventured outside the deep south where people can be compared to the cast of 'Buckwild'. If you are from a part of the US where girls can actually be considered model status, don't be surprised when the clueless JMU gentleman thinks the chubby girl with acne is doable. He doesn't know any better! As for the parties, they're over by 2am (if you're lucky). If you attend a legitimate party school then you know that going home at 3am is considered early. Most JMU parties are comparable to high school parties and get broken up by cops around midnight. Very pretty area though.
James Madison University kid: Wow that girl is a hard ten!
Regular kid: I know you're not talking about that chubby gorilla sitting in front of us. Because where I come from shes a hard 2.5.
by ShaneO October 27, 2014
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Only big school with a 70/30 girl boy ratio. The M in jmu must stand for mediocre because all the boys here are jmUGLY. First time you eat at dhall its amazing but it gets OLD fast. You'll miss homecooked meals so much that the annoying scent from the dog food factory will actually start to smell yummy. You cant walk on the side of the road without someone screaming FRESHMAN at you. You will be so sick that you will eat your body weight in dayquil. The dorms here are almost as hot as the Alpha Phi girls. But in all honestly, we THROW DOWNN so you should come. XD!!!
"You go to James Madison University ?! Lucky." "Jmu is such a party school"
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by nickiboficki October 03, 2018
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