JMU: The school for those of us that don't care enough about football to go to Tech, aren't stuck up enough to go to UVA, won't spend the 200 hours a week required to go to William and Mary, aren't gangster enough for ODU, sure as hell aren't slutty enough to go to Radford, and are too lazy to leave the state.
yay for JMU!
it's a wonderful place
by JMUgirl May 2, 2005
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JMU, James Madison University, the best place on earth. The only college where you will find a super hot student body that is just as nice. Alumni can be found in any state and no one ever has anything bad to say about it. Any given person will invite complete strangers to parties and become best friends. Everyone sleeps with everyone and everyone has a wild time, whether it be homecoming and everyone bleeds purple or block parties, bars, frats, or just plain any night of the week wandering around Ashby. There is no place like it.
As in: I visited a friend at JMU last weekend and I just woke up on a random floor and the girls cooked me breakfast and gave me a ride home.
by Sarah November 5, 2004
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James Madison University, the coolest fucking places ever
1) hottest girls
2) biggest parties
3) smart kids
4) better partiers
5) Southern bred
JMU is heaven
by Anonymous August 13, 2003
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Nestled in the bustling rural town of Harrisonburg, VA, JMU is best known for its 16/9 ratio of girls to guys and wild block parties. JMU also houses many excellent academic and music programs including the top education program in the state and the award-winning Marching Royal Dukes. In a land of popped collars and fake pearls, the anthem "we pregame like you party" can be heard loud and clear. Recent notable events include: Duke Dog cheated out of the Capital One Mascot of the Year award (2004), NCAA Division I-AA Football Champions (2004), and mention of jmaddy.com in a not-so-flattering Glamour magazine article (March 2006).
JMU: the school for academics and fun
by JMUpride June 4, 2006
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Best Party School

Beautiful Girls
70/30 Ratio Of Girls To Guys
Incredible Parties
Free Beer
Nice People
Drunk Bus
Chanello's Pizza
Forest Hills Block Parties
Thursday Nights at Highlawn
JMU Party Hot Spots

Hunters Ridge, Ashby, Sunchase, South View, Devon Lane, Stone Gate, The Commons, Forest Hills, South Main Street

The Party Scene At JMaddy Is # 1
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James Madison University:
The Place Your Mom Wished Never Existed, the Place your dad wished he could have gone.
Reasons For Going:
1. Free Beer.
2. Hottest Chicks (Thanks to Playboy)
3. Block Party
4. If you don't graduate in 4 years, its understandable, you're at JMU.
Prospective Students:
You have found your dream.

J MADDY IS FUCKING # 1.
by J Vanny April 30, 2005
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Va Kids that aren’t snobby/smart enough for UVA. Not artsy/too snobby to go to VCU. Don’t want to associate w ODU. And can’t afford/didn’t score an out of state school. We have a huge NoVa population and 757 crowd, as well as a ton of kids from NJ. Academics have improved over the years, undermining our party school tittle. Everyone manages to drink though, there’s nothing else to do; and Hburg reeks of weed.
“I’m headed to JMU this fall.”
“All of my brothers and sisters and teachers went there!”
by LowkeyDuke January 29, 2019
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