A hairy ogre who thinks going to Augsburg College and playing baseball there is impressive. You’re not gonna make it to the MLB, you’re not good enough to make it. Also posts stupid ass Snapchat stories that involve “I’ve returned home” even though he goes to school in St. Paul and loves in West Saint Paul or “Canes keeps me going” even though he is already overweight.
by Johnnylong6996 January 21, 2018
by Mr. built July 21, 2010
by Lee James Batey July 29, 2019
by Lee James Batey 2 March 01, 2021
Girl: He’s so cool, what’s his name?
Boy: he’s tall, white, and has no distinguishing features. He’s Dylan. He’s kinda a guy man too.
Girl: Dylan James Lane Lee??!? WOW
Boy: he’s tall, white, and has no distinguishing features. He’s Dylan. He’s kinda a guy man too.
Girl: Dylan James Lane Lee??!? WOW
by roxogirl April 23, 2020
A fat, sweaty, retard who lives on top of the fryer in poverty with his hoore cat crystal whilst he shoves all nine fingers up it’s bumhole.
by Wee-cassy June 27, 2019