A worker at jamba juice who has a job similar to those who work as baristas at Starbucks. They are often seen making drinks and knowing the menu and recipes, working the register. Known for making delicious smoothies.
Reid: Hey dude, did you see that jambarista checking me out?
Zac: Heck yes I did! She's super cute too!
*fist bump*
A band that is too lazy and has done too much drugs to make songs with actual structure to them. Known to play songs that last up to 45 minutes long, usually consisting of the same guitar and drum beat for the whole time.
Members of jam bands usually try to dress wacky and act like they're individuals but in reality they more than likely almost joined an unreconigzed fraternity once.
You can usually see these "musicians" living in their parents houses for the rest of their lives so laced up on acid they actually think they're rockstars because a few drunk people told them they sounded good at a local downtown bar.
Yo dude, did you hear that jamband, Forman? Jeremy Wall from Spyro Gyro said they were awesome, so they have to be awesome!!!
Ignorant youngfolk; naive persons in their teens or younger
1)"You want me for something? Jamtard!Jamtard!Jamtard!Jamtard!Jamtard!
2) The old woman stepped out of her car and screamed at the young boys "Jamtard!"