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one hand jam

Masturbation,one handly Eagerly Pleasing yourself
He's been in there for awhile, he's probably doing the one hand jam.
one hand jam by Emazingjrow February 1, 2018

one-car traffic jam 

(noun) a vehicle which you are behind is being driven in such a manner that would make you think you are in a traffic jam but for which there is no other cars in front of it; a car being driven unnecessarily or deliberately slow to piss off people and create a traffic jam; a potential road rage victim; driving so slow as to delay everyone behind the vehicle but also ironically delaying the driver of said slow vehicle.

Not always but often on a city street where passing is neither possible or legal, and on highways or freeways during peak periods, occupying lanes in such a manner as to create congestion.
Steve: "Is traffic really bad on this street for some reason?"
Mike: "No, you're behind a one-car traffic jam."

Marco: "Is there an accident ahead? Why is this guy in the Honda driving so slow in the passing lane?"
Eric: "No accidents that I can see. That guy is a one-car traffic jam."
Come hither my dear friend as we have much to accompish today.

Interchangable with: come on, comeon, comon, c'mon, cmon, GTFOH, and GOH
Jamone!
Carter, get off the stage!
Jamone!
Carter!
Jamone Lee!
Jamone by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

Jamonesque

Qualities of a massive dumb fucking chicken shit that is not only a menace to society but a detriment to it. It leeches off of those who consider it a friend, only to later carelessly discard them for other, more juicier sources of sustenance. This word is used to describe one who can pubstomp in COD, but lacks real feelings or empathy. Loves the N word.
"You're acting like a Jamonesque bitch right now"
"This mf is playing with my heart so Jamonesquely fr fr"
"Fuck this Jamonesque bitch"
Jamonesque by Lockesthenes November 6, 2022

jamonero 

A perverted person that ogles over young, fresh meat, i.e. Young girls if he is straight or young to pubescent boys if he is gay. A jamonero is very open about being such and approaches his or her victims in a lecherous manner imposing sexual favors to be paid by cash, material items, etc.
Oye, ese tipo que va por ahi, es tremendo jamonero de pinga! Se pasa mirando a todas las muchachas y se le sale la baba. Que tipo tan indeseable es el jamonero ese. Vargame Dios!
jamonero by Valeria de Pipi October 28, 2013
form of shamone or shamon, only spelled and said a little differently
Jamone, bruthah!
jamone by Ryland October 31, 2003