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The art of calling forth your allies
JAMONEEEE!!! I'm here
jamonee by Romz March 25, 2003
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Come hither my dear friend as we have much to accompish today.

Interchangable with: come on, comeon, comon, c'mon, cmon, GTFOH, and GOH
Jamone!
Carter, get off the stage!
Jamone!
Carter!
Jamone Lee!
Jamone by David Hawaii May 2, 2007
Related Words

Jamonte' 

A swagged out individual; With Confidence, Charisma, Intelligence, and Maturity. Doesn't care much about what people think. Does their own thing.
Jamonte' is an eyecatcher.
Jamonte' by Urban Dictionarer November 19, 2011
I was walking with my sexfilled boyfriend when this drunk guy full erection did a Jamonle. I thank him because my boyfriend and I had super sex.
Jamonle by Joe Biden's Best Friend February 12, 2022

Jamonesque

Qualities of a massive dumb fucking chicken shit that is not only a menace to society but a detriment to it. It leeches off of those who consider it a friend, only to later carelessly discard them for other, more juicier sources of sustenance. This word is used to describe one who can pubstomp in COD, but lacks real feelings or empathy. Loves the N word.
"You're acting like a Jamonesque bitch right now"
"This mf is playing with my heart so Jamonesquely fr fr"
"Fuck this Jamonesque bitch"
Jamonesque by Lockesthenes November 6, 2022
Jamonte is a young boy who is cute at everything he does but he has a mean side so he will roast you.But he is funny athletic and great at games.One day he’s gonna travel the world finding the things he loves more than his life.
Jamonte is an boy with a unhappy life and will die at 20.
Jamonte by Jamonte January 4, 2019

jamonero 

A perverted person that ogles over young, fresh meat, i.e. Young girls if he is straight or young to pubescent boys if he is gay. A jamonero is very open about being such and approaches his or her victims in a lecherous manner imposing sexual favors to be paid by cash, material items, etc.
Oye, ese tipo que va por ahi, es tremendo jamonero de pinga! Se pasa mirando a todas las muchachas y se le sale la baba. Que tipo tan indeseable es el jamonero ese. Vargame Dios!
jamonero by Valeria de Pipi October 28, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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