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A genius beyond all explanation, to which all people should bow down. Also known as: God
Every morning after I wake up, I heil Jalel, for he is God.
Jalel by Macellarius March 18, 2003
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A very sweet and loving girl but when you get her mad she will flip out and beat your ass may she sometimes lose but she won t care as long as she teaches you a lesson ;) don t mess with a jacel !
They name jacel is a very nice name
Jacel by Bigdick daddy February 19, 2019
Related Words
jalele • Jalel • jaelyn • Jaelynn • Jaelen • jaelin • Jaela • Jacelyn • Jael • jaelle
An asian girl that studies too much. She's pretty chill when she's not studying and knows how to have fun. Don't anger her in any circumstances, her inner bitch with rip you to shreds. She loves her family, close friends, and boyfriend. If you're none of those don't even try.
P1: I think I'm falling for Jadely, should I cat call her?
P2: Nah she'll chop your balls off, she hates that shit
P3: Damn, I'll just give Jadely a love letter then.
Jadely by CarrieUnderwear_96 January 29, 2020
Jael’s are typically very kind hearted. They have their weird and awkward moments and several flaws but that’s what makes them unique. When you find a Jael it’s not only their beauty that will intrigue you, it’s their personality and intelligence that’ll stand out the most. Once you find yourself a Jael, you’ll never forget them.
guy 1 : “I finally met Jael for the first time”

guy 2: “Really? Dude you got to meet her before I did”
Jael by THEREALMASTEROFCANDYCRUSH February 9, 2019
A very cute way of spelling the name Jaylin.
What’s the baby boy name? Jaielin.
Jaielin by Chiraq_Gang January 29, 2019

jakeline 

Jakeline a kind hearted girl. Can be rude at times. But she will always come back to you. She's very considerate about others feelings. She cares how her friends and close ones feel. Her emotions are funny kind and intelligent. When you need help she will be there.
Hey jakeline can you help me with this.

Sure I can
jakeline by anonymous September 24, 2020

dirty jalal 

The process of eating a banana or other high potassium fruit from a stripper's cooter.
Man, I can't believe Kevin did a Dirty Jalal with that girl from the bar!
dirty jalal by Notorious B.A.G January 21, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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