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jalapanus 

the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal

Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"

Paul: "dude... light a match"

Pete: "it feels like i already did"
jalapanus by joxn August 3, 2007

Jalapatated 

Brah that shits so jalapatated.
Jalapatated by ThiZzNation925 April 24, 2008

Jaloppagog

Obscenely or disproportionately large.
That woman has jaloppagog tits.
Jaloppagog by Fourkie August 23, 2009
Jalapa Noun-Oftenly mistaken as a penis it is actually a city in Guatemala.
Random nigga 1: Yooooooo jalapa go craaazzzyyyy.Random nigga 2: Nigga u gay thats a strike.Random nigga 1: No dumbass thats a city in Guatemala I went there for vacation.
Jalapa by Yung nubba October 3, 2019

JALAPALICIOUS 

AN EXCLAMATION FOR A FOOD THAT CONTAINS JALAPENOS AND IS ALSO VERY TASTY.
"DAMN BOBBY, THOSE MISS VICKIE'S JALAPENO CHIPS ARE JALAPALICIOUS ". - B.T
JALAPALICIOUS by YUNGKALECHIP March 20, 2020

jalapanganaynos

a very hot pepper. also know as a “jalapeño” but this word is with a twist
this jalapanganaynos is very hot, can you pass the milk?