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Jagorian
Calendar system containing 13 months. January, Febuary, March, April, May, June, July, Urbanuary, August, September, October, November, December.
Follows more closely the moon cycles. All months have 28 days, there is one day at end of year called Jayday which is in no month. Every four years there are two Jaydays to stay in line with leap year of the Gregorian calendar.
Follows more closely the moon cycles. All months have 28 days, there is one day at end of year called Jayday which is in no month. Every four years there are two Jaydays to stay in line with leap year of the Gregorian calendar.
I will be taking the month of Urbanuary off please refer back to the Jagorian calendar for more info.
That happens only on the second Jayday of the week.
That happens only on the second Jayday of the week.
Jagorian by Jay Urbanski April 15, 2007
Jamorian
Jamorian is a funny , gorgeous , loving man with a perfect smile. He has beautiful brown eyes and luscious brown skin you cant resist. He is a One In A Million boyfriend to have. Keep him in your arms and never let go because you will REGRET loosing him. He is caring and loving towards his relationship. Can also please a woman with anything easily. (also has a big dick)
Jamorian by Jamorian Johnson July 20, 2018
jacorian
jacorian by Happy people love to smile January 6, 2017
Jadorian
Usually a short amazing guy. Is very shy at times but when around the group of people he enjoys he will have a blast. Many people get along with Jadorian. Mainly sensitive about things. Hard to read. Unbiased on opinions. Quite the lover. Doesn't chase things, let's it come to him. Funny and goofy person to be around
javorian
Javorian is a kind of a hoe but when he's taken he protects whats his. Don't piss him off or he might cheat but if you dont you're good
javorian by Justblaaah. April 21, 2018
Jakobians
A word to describe a follower of a small religious cult worshiping Jakob Voldstedlund a yet unknown individual.
Look there are the Jakobians!
Jakobians by church person January 28, 2022
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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