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Janewaying

The act of a guy in their late teens or early adulthood having sex with a smoking hot woman in her 40's while taking a submissive role. typically the older woman demands that the younger submissive male calls her "captain"
"did you see him get in that milfs car?"

"yea, he is gonna get some janewaying in, im so fucking jealous! pass me that joint..."
Janewaying by Heinzie June 30, 2009
Kathryn Janeway, Captain of the Federation Starship Voyager. Depicted in "Star Trek: Voyager" by Kate Mulgrew.
Did you see how Janeway outsmarted the Borg Queen in the last episode of Star Trek: Voyager? That was sick!
Janeway by Trekkie4LYF August 23, 2011

Captain Janeway 

Captain of the Federation starship USS Voyager in the series Star Trek: Voyager. After she and her crew were stranded in the Delta Quadrant, she remained true to her Starfleet principles, and never gave up on getting home. She kept every member of her crew like family, not subordinates. Finally, after seven years, she finally got Voyager back to Earth with the help of her future self. Afterwords, she was promoted to Admiral.

Kathryn Janeway is played brilliantly by the talented actress, Kate Mulgrew. She is definitely the best captain in the entire Trek universe.
"Mr. Paris, set a course...for home." ~ Captain Janeway in "Caretaker"
"Once, I called this replicator a glorified toaster...it never forgave me." ~Janeway
"Time's UP!!!!" ~Janeway, just before ramming Voyager into the Krenim timeship in "Year of Hell"
"We did it." ~Janeway after finally getting Voyager back to Earth.
Captain Janeway by Seven_Is_Mine April 21, 2006
Jakaway is a wild beast who laughs at the opinion of others and stalks fear into those who try to fight against her. Despite being a wild beast it somehow has the mental power to be on a cell phone for hours on end. A jakaway can usually be found stalking kids near a school zone ready to pounce for her satisfaction.
Bro did you just see that jakaway pounce on that kid?
jakaway by Quega February 26, 2020

captain janeway 

Captain of the starship Voyager. Lost and stranded in the Delta Quadrant. Little do people know that Janeway has a lust for Seven of Nine. Janeway likes her coffee black, almost everyday, because of being so tired from the night before, lying awake, thinking of Seven of Nine. Janeway will sometimes masturbate 2-3 times a night in order to alleviate the tension and let out her urges.

Janeway lets her true feelings show more during season 7. Janeway secretly wants to be with Seven of Nine, lying there in bed, circling her tongue around Seven of Nine's perk nipples. However, Janeway knows that this love is forbidden by Starfleet protocol. As a result, she only wants to see Seven of Nine happy, even if it means being with Chakotay. During the last episode of season 7, future Janeway argues with her present self to take the pathway home. Present Janeway finally gives in, when future Janeway reveals that Seven of Nine dies if they do not take the path home. Future Janeway is also willing to sacrifice herself in order to ensure that Seven of Nine lives, even if it means being with Chakotay.
Captain Janeway: "I'd like to help you explore your...humanity."
Seven of Nine: "I don't see how being naked is relevant?"
Captain Janeway: "This will help you to learn to feel more comfortable around other women in the sonic showers."
Seven of Nine: "Is it common for one woman to wash another woman's back?"
Captain Janway: "Of course it is Seven of Nine. It's all part of the natural course of human life. Just lean forward, relax, and learn to love it. That's it. Let me get your lower back."

*Janeway begins to slide one, then two fingers into Seven of Nine*

Janeway: "I never knew a borg could be so warm in wet inside."
captain janeway by Lightboxes April 9, 2008

Team Jakeward 

A new team for the fan of the twilight saga. There are Team Jacob followers and there are Team Edward followers. Well now the fighting of what team you are on has come to a stop. Just say that you are a Team Jakeward follower and the fighting will stop between your friends.
Team Jakeward , the best of both worlds.
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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