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Jakewan is the most big brollic muscular beautiful hottie everyone loves jakewan and could never be like him. everyone wants to like Jakewan
i want Jakewan SOOOO bad
yea me too
Jakewan by Jakewan lover November 9, 2022
Words you can keep
A male of unrivaled intelligence. Kind at heart, but seeks balance in the world even through harsh manners. Not interested in or taken by popular culture. Has a mind free from the shackles and fear of religion; Tender lover, with morals. Hopeless romantic that caters to every whim, unless conflicted with morals; Strong soul searching for a way out of the cage of society.
Leader 1: You know what, we need a Jakwan at this level!

Leader 2: Yeah! A Jakwan could truly change the world!
He's an amazing singer that sings better than anyone i ever heard, he's very sweet, and smart, and makes everyone who is around him laugh:) he's the most amazing guy in the world, and he deserves a good gf, he's a wonderful kisser, and he gives the best hugs in the world. and he likes to sing about chicken.
Jakawan, the most awesome person ever.
Jakawan by Nim_and_nimz January 25, 2011
Jakeman is a perfect person inside and out. he cares about his family, friends and peers. Jakeman can be quite a rebel from time to time especially around his friends. He pulls all the girls but is not a player. Jakeman loves to love and is an amazing boyfriend and any girl would be lucky to have him. he will do all and everything to make his girl happy and will always succeed. he has the sexiest body out and keeps them abs rock hard. Jakeman is the most sporty, caring, sexy, outgoing and sweetest person you'll ever meet. He has the most adorable eyes and has long eyelashes. He loves to play rugby and is a mean tackler, hes a great participant in all sports he plays, hes very fast and is good at thinking strategically. He is always there for his friends and will always have their back. Sometimes Jakeman can make silly decisions but he will always learn from them. Girls, Jakeman is a keeper and deserves the best so give him the best and treat him well and he will give you the best and treat you well in return, there's not many guys like him around so grab him while you can.
Jakeman is so cool and good at sports like you won't believe.
Jakeman by yourbabe101 November 22, 2013

Team Jakeward 

A new team for the fan of the twilight saga. There are Team Jacob followers and there are Team Edward followers. Well now the fighting of what team you are on has come to a stop. Just say that you are a Team Jakeward follower and the fighting will stop between your friends.
Team Jakeward , the best of both worlds.
Is loved by Nicole<3
Jakawan, cute boy
Jakawan by Nimz_and_Nim January 25, 2011
Extremely Handsome male. Attracts good vibes and is laid back; Usually very athletic. Best of the Best and destroys all competition. Calm demeanor; Humble in victory; Dedicated to his own craft; Very confident in his own ability.
Jakwan never gets bothered. He always stays calm in difficult times.

When times get hard, Jakwan will find away to come out on top.

Everyone here is too much, Jakwan is just so chilled out. They need to be more like him.
Jakwan by School of Urban Names June 18, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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